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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
Elvis replied to Lazarus Bocanegra's topic in Movies and TV
I can’t stand that guy’s face, voice, mannerisms, and comedy. Most punchable guy ever. This comes from a Gillis fan. Love that guy. -
What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
Gatorubet replied to crash_davis's topic in Daily Texan
that GIF was an edit to my initial response, the previous response being more CR than DT - and me being cognizant of black lab’s shit-posting hammer -
https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2025-08-05/trump-l-a-2028-olympics-task-force-billion-dollar-security-effort We need to open a betting line on which sellout is going to play the part of Riefenstahl.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
gofuckyourself replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
Yeesh. I hate opposing defenses in the right spots. -
I hope he feeds those fucks spaghetti with chili
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yeah, that took a couple looks to figure out why it was posted.
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Getting destroyed by one margarita.- Astros medical staff
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Blotto replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
You mean other than the equipment lockers that were shown in the pics? -
txduck87 started following The Napa / Sonoma Wine thread
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
gofuckyourself replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
That's enough of something. -
Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
SL Xpress replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Did I miss the Sarkisian sledgehammer clips? I feel like I did. How do we get new locker rooms without a proper demo montage? -
Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Steelers Roll Left replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
If I’m being honest, part of me wants to say “Nice….”, but the other part of me is thinking “But that’s soft as f—-“ -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I find the Disney Adults to be very disturbing. -
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
gofuckyourself replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
C'mon Florida man. Do sumpin. -
Not getting enough love....
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I’m guessing Papa Bichette and his other Blake Street Bomber friends did the same in the pre-humidor days of Coors.
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You can only watch movies of a single year the rest of your life.
Dennis Taylor replied to UTGrad98's topic in Movies and TV
How's virginity working out for you? -
Right now, the projected US Team does seem underwhelming.... Tension is mounting as golf fans on X react to the newly released U.S. Ryder Cup team rankings. When scrolling through the list, supporters expressed alarm, using descriptions like “weakest US squad in history” and “God help us,” as concerns spread online. The situation feels especially urgent given Europe's consistently deep bench. With the 2025 Ryder Cup set for Sept. 26-28 at Bethpage Black in New York, a notoriously difficult course, fan skepticism grows over how the assembled U.S. squad measures up. The official U.S. team standings show Scottie Scheffler far ahead with 32,420 points, followed by Xander Schauffele with 13,383 and J.J. Spaun at 12,479. Others in the top six include Russell Henley, Bryson DeChambeau and Harris English. The massive points gap between Scheffler and the rest raises concerns about an overreliance on a single superstar. Are Golf Fans Right? Could This be the Weakest US Ryder Cup Team Ever? Fans like @ProvisionalBet warned of a “bloodbath incoming,” while @jjpark1217 posted “god help us…” and @CatInSuitandTie echoed with “Oh Lawd Help Us.” @JoeFalaHee21 added “Not looking great !” and @mellowmallow24 warned “If this is the team at Bethpage, we’re cooked.” While Team USA boasts top names, many lack Ryder Cup experience. Automatic picks include rising stars and veterans, but critics argue only Scheffler and Schauffele have strong match-play credentials. That fuels the belief that this could be the weakest U.S. side assembled. How Do the US and Europe Stack Up Heading Into Bethpage? Team Europe looks solid on paper. Rory McIlroy leads with roughly 3,440 points, trailed by Robert MacIntyre, Tommy Fleetwood, Tyrrell Hatton, Shane Lowry and Sepp Straka making the automatic top six. That core has form and Ryder Cup pedigree. Additional European depth includes Rasmus Hojgaard, Justin Rose, Ludvig Aberg, Viktor Hovland and Matt Wallace, ensuring strong units down the roster. By contrast, U.S. depth beyond the top six is murkier. Captain Keegan Bradley has six discretionary picks, but critics question if those choices can match Europe’s blend of experience and momentum. Rounding out places seven to 12 in the U.S. team rankings are Justin Thomas, Collin Morikawa, Ben Griffin, Keegan Bradley, Maverick McNealy and Brian Harman. Scottie Scheffler is atop the U.S. Ryder Cup points standings, but the rest of the American front-runners leave much to be desired.Charles LeClaire-Imagn Images While the U.S. has historically strong Ryder Cup teams, recent losses to Europe in 2023 and 2018 suggest even elite lineups can falter. If the Americans struggle to match Europe’s pairing synergy and match-play savvy, this Ryder Cup could tilt heavily toward the visiting side. America’s stars still have time to prove they belong. The skepticism rings loud, but performance updates after August’s selections could flip the narrative. U.S. captain Bradley heads into this as both strategist and possibly playing captain, with his leadership decisions set to define the tournament. Only weeks remain before the official 12-player teams fill in. The Ryder Cup stakes and scrutiny remain intense.
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
SimkinsMan replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
No one is repping that shit because we all have him on ignore. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
SL Xpress replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
As far as flipping targets, I'm curious how the season goes. Disruptions in head coaching jobs whether because of poor performance or the coach took a better opportunity are gold mines for sniping their best commitments and/or portal targets. Texas is an apex predator taking advantage of chaos in other systems. Never know where new options are going to pop up. I don't think of Oregon as particularly vulnerable, but I thoroughly enjoyed getting Sharma last cycle. Just like Wesley a month ago. I'd love to strip any of their top targets away from them. -
I laughed pretty hard the first time. Now it's just gross. Assholes being assholes for asshole's sake.
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I would go with La Fonda on 410 behind the Magic Time Machine (i.e., not the La Fonda on N. Main). And the walk over to the Mine Shaft for a drink after.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
Vegas64 replied to crash_davis's topic in Daily Texan
Is it my opinion? I mean, how else do you describe the guy walking around barefoot with no shirt and a ratty blanket wrapped around his body screaming at imagined spectres about the God knows what? There is one on every corner. Houston could have a really cool downtown. It's inherently walkable from one end to another, I do it often. But it's increasingly concerning and scary. There will be a violent occurance sooner rather than later it seems, not if but when.
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