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    *I have returned from my slumber. And before anyone says shit about the fact that I have obviously moved on from my original medium, just know that if I had to finger bang a touch pad one more time, I was never doing this again. So with that said, enjoy the show, you degenerates.

     

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    20 minutes ago, Zeus said:

    It's a photo-realistic drawing

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    Good lord. They say Pistol Pete makes kids cry, but this monstrosity looks like he tortures kids in their dreams.

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    23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    Good lord. They say Pistol Pete makes kids cry, but this monstrosity looks like he tortures kids in their dreams.

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    31 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

    Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

    I honestly don't even think OU does the whole root for SEC teams clown fiesta. 

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    20 hours ago, THUJONE said:

    *I have returned from my slumber. And before anyone says shit about the fact that I have obviously moved on from my original medium, just know that if I had to finger bang a touch pad one more time, I was never doing this again. So with that said, enjoy the show, you degenerates.

     

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    This is the strongest argument I’ve seen for us not making this fucking move

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    This is a watershed moment and I am glad to be a witness.  Long live Thujone.  Please, man, hit us with more of this when you get the vibe.  Of such stuff life is made.

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    1 hour ago, THUJONE said:

    Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

    Don't make a shit.  We're Texas. 

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    2 hours ago, THUJONE said:

    Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

    This Is The Way GIF

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    2 hours ago, THUJONE said:

    Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

    Wife wanted to know why I liked it so much.  "You're the cock aren't you?"  Well yes, but that's his way of paying homage to me.  I'm flattered.  

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    15 hours ago, THUJONE said:

    Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

    That board is, truly, populated w/ nothing but mouth-breathers.  Our conference mates are the "common clay of the New West". 

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    Well, regardless of whatever else happens in 2021, the year will go down as memorable for this watershed moment in journalism provided by the greatness of Thujone and the fact that the MOB will be performing in Austin in September. 

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    18 hours ago, THUJONE said:

    Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

    This is correct.  

    Glad to be where we can play good games against good teams in good venues, but that's it.  Fuck everyone in that conference and fuck the inbred circle jerking tradition.

    I will never chant SECSECSEC and I will continue to laugh at those who do.

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    39 minutes ago, Cajun said:

    This is correct.  

    Glad to be where we can play good games against good teams in good venues, but that's it.  Fuck everyone in that conference and fuck the inbred circle jerking tradition.

    I will never chant SECSECSEC and I will continue to laugh at those who do.

    Yeah the whole chanting SECSECSEC shit is silly to most SEC members as well, I've been to Florida games and LSU games and neither of them are like that. They aren't exactly rooting for Bammer just because conference prestige or anything. 

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    10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

    Yeah the whole chanting SECSECSEC shit is silly to most SEC members as well, I've been to Florida games and LSU games and neither of them are like that. They aren't exactly rooting for Bammer just because conference prestige or anything. 

     

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    32 minutes ago, Cajun said:

     

    It's amazing how many of those gomers actually look like Clem.  Check out the wide shot starting at about 13 seconds.  

    BTW, am I the only one who didn't know his name was Clem?

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    1 hour ago, Cajun said:

    This is correct.  

    Glad to be where we can play good games against good teams in good venues, but that's it.  Fuck everyone in that conference and fuck the inbred circle jerking tradition.

    I will never chant SECSECSEC and I will continue to laugh at those who do.

    @Cajun and @THUJONE are right on the money here. We are here to collect money and fuck shit up.. Bring it! I root for Texas.. everyone else can suck it. 

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    On 7/28/2021 at 4:03 PM, immamac said:

    I honestly don't even think OU does the whole root for SEC teams clown fiesta. 

    ou is silly and ignorant, but they've got skins on the wall and don't need to rub conference pride peen in order to feel validated.

    I'll give them that.

    Now, if they'd just stop hoarding bags of dicks...

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    All I want for Christmas this year is for Thujone to keep giving the gift that keeps on giving, and Terrance Donnels, aka LSUfreek, to come out of retirement and give us the gif. that keeps on giving to celebrate the upcoming move to the SEC.  Life was sweeter when both were doing God's work!!

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    1 hour ago, Domedriver said:

    We need 10 foot tall inflatable puppets of all of Thujone’s characters for the halftime opera!!

    Agreed.  This guy must, repeat MUST be included.  

    CURIOUS INDEX, 1/21/09 - Every Day Should Be Saturday

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