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  1. I imagine that's what the "Americans" exhibit at the zoo would look like.
    16 points
  2. If you could tap into Trump's brain for a day, this is what you would experience... You would skip breakfast. Breakfast is for LOSERS. Instead, you sit at your desk and watch footage of last week's rally, where all of those lovely people were cheering and thanking you. Your chest (but really your waist) swells with pride at the thought of the good you are bringing to them. You are loved, literally, by all. Before settling in to the meat of your day, you tune into CNN for 15 minutes to get the opposition's view. Why do you even bother? An interview of Kamala Harris by Van Jones from the night before that is nothing but hateful negativity, fake poll numbers and the possibility of impeachment. Why can't they accept that America LOVES me and that their was NO COLLUSION? What vile fucking apes pushing their fucking fake news. How lucky America is to have me save it from itself and its own repulsive, lowest forms. You fire off half a dozen profound tweets. Your morning is full. First, you take a call from a stern Vladmir Putin who gives you lukewarm praise for your just-posted, pro-Russian tweets. You are overcome with an utterly alien, overwhelmingly positive feeling that others would recognize instantly as the comfort of paternal love. You are visited in your office by your daughter, Ivanka. The blood immediately rushes to your cock. Damn, she is a truly exquisite piece of ass and almost as capable otherwise as a son would be. What a lucky father I am. Oh. She's stopped talking. What the hell was she saying? You make an unintelligible noise and she leaves to execute on it. With a few minutes before lunch, you contemplate the gravity of being President. Why has there never been a presidential crown? You fire off an email to Mick Mulvaney commissioning him to procure one. Productive morning, rocking it today... You break for lunch and tune into Fox News, where crooked Hillary is still getting away with MURDER. What a massive, criminal cunt. Its amazing she hasn't been taken out already. You make a mental note to ask your staff to find out why. As you wrap up lunch, you fire off a half dozen profound tweets. With so much accomplished in the morning, you are looking forward to a light afternoon. You spend it in idle contemplation of your life and current position. How you made a fortune from VIRTUALLY nothing. How you crafted a business and media empire. How that propelled you to the Presidency where you are now fulfilling your DESTINY to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! You would recognize that even though you are not pious, there is indeed a God, and that you are his instrument. Thank God for you. But really, God should be thanking you for you. You write that last part down and underline it on a random, unread intelligence briefing. Should make sure its included in next biography. Dinner is a repeat of lunch. Melania is there but not, absorbed by her phone as she is these days. You gesture at Hannity on the tube. "See honeypot, that's exactly what I was thinking should be done!" Without looking up, Melania makes an unintelligible noise that you interpret as confirmation. You fire off a half dozen profound tweets that effectively declares war on Transylvania, places tariffs on dildos made in Uzbekistan and pardons Rosie O'Donnell from being cancelled by ABC. Getting things done for America -- even over dinner! Obama would probably eating fried chicken and playing basketball by now, the LOSER. Finally, with Melania having ensconced herself elsewhere for the night, you would lie in bed alone and your mind would begin to wander with liberty. You would see the face of Nancy Pelosi above you. She would be cooing to you, "There, there, Donald. You have to take your medicine. It may not taste good, but its so good for you." You would feel the blood rushing back to your cock. Pelosi would stand, squat over your face and begin to piss. "Yes, Donnie. That's a good boy. Take. Your. Medicine."
    13 points
  3. This just has to stop. You idiot fucking Trumpkins and your own the libs shit has gone far enough. It's not clever, funny, creative or really anything other than un-American. This shit needs to end. You are, and I mean anyone not actively trying to get this traitorous asshole removed from office, doing a great disservice to the generations coming after us. Our country is being divided and destroyed by a draft-dodging coward who is stealing money from all of us every single day he remains in Washington. We are witnessing our republic, and what it still stands for, being a laughingstock and a joke around the world. Someone in Washington has to step up on the Democratic side and just say "fuck it, you are not torching the rest of our country." I don't care who does it. This is beyond embarrassing to see that what is supporting this shitstain is able to have a voice due to this fat fucking retard that even Bret Bielema would be ashamed of.
    10 points
  4. They got both sides in that too, you’ll love it
    9 points
  5. Donald Trump has to be one of the 5 greatest con-men in the history of the world, and that's saying something. It boggles the mind how he can get all of these big Southern dummies to buy into his shit and treat him as the second coming Trump is as New York as you can get. Born and raised. He's lived in big penthouses in Manhattan all his adult life, and looked down on everybody else. Especially rednecks from SEC country. He couldn't give a rat's ass about these hillbillies. Trump probably couldn't sing any lyrics from Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama. And yet here they are hootin' and hollerin' and thanking sweet baby Jesus for their lord and savior Donald f'ing Trump. It's impressive. It just flat out is. And it's scary.
    8 points
  6. They have proven such a safe harbor for personal data why not have users financial data as well.
    8 points
  7. Amazon would have a better chance at launching a digital currency. Just switch their gift cards from dollars/euros/pounds/etc to fully convertible and transferrable amazonios. Get listed on currency exchanges. Stabilize the currency by price listing in amazonios on all Amazon sites with a flexible local currency price based on exchange rate. They could even have brick and mortars participate, and could destroy visa/mc by charging fees of less than 1% at local retailers. Facebook has zero chance of making this work. I spend zero with Facebook right now and I already think I give them too much. Amazon is at least an evil empire that offers tangible value in return for your money and soul.
    7 points
  8. I know it is stupid on my part, but I've developed an irrational dislike for this guy. He's 320 pounds before his senior year. He got his ass whipped at the UA underclassmen event in December/January by other national top 100 peers. He seems to fucking love the recruiting process unto itself. There's a lot of red flags there from my non-scientific POV. Of course, if Texas lands him, I'll be climbing over the rest of you fucking guys on here to laud him and beat my chest as a fan of UT recruiting.
    6 points
  9. 6 points
  10. How bout they seek shelter at work on a Tuesday afternoon like everyone else?
    6 points
  11. 6 points
  12. My wife was freaking out today because her phone wasn't working. Even walked down the street to borrow her friends phone to call me 7 straight times while I'm in a meeting. I excused myself from the meeting and answered. Told her I would look at it tonight when I got home. I got home and she has supposedly tried everything to get it to work, well except for plugging the charger into the wall.
    6 points
  13. Texas Tech receives $17 million to build the state's second vet school Looks like Tech is getting that vet school......after all! https://www.texastribune.org/2019/06/18/texas-tech-vet-school-receives-17-million-state-budget/amp/
    5 points
  14. This shit from the aggie writers is just fucking stupid. They really have no idea how to write a meaningful update. - I've heard from various sources (I can just imagine a number of phone calls pouring in to give ol'Brauny the heads up) that Longview QB Haynes King is expected to be on the phone with Darrell Dickey and Jimbo Fisher this week (wow, he's expected to be on the phone at some point in the next 7 days with college football coaches - we've got us an update here, folks!). Like we've said, it's hard to get a read on the King camp (then who the fuck are the various sources giving you insights on the King camp? you don't have a read, but you have an update, motherfucker?), but there's no doubt A&M is battling Tennessee blow for blow here (how does one battle "blow for blow" with another institution for a recruit? are they in a fist fight? is ATM putting flaming sacks of poo on the Tennessee football office's doorstep, ringing the doorbell, and running away, only to have UTenn respond by doing a drive by egging on ATM's front door?; are their trade secrets being pilfered and passed on?; what the fuck is a blow for blow in this situation?). While Tennessee does have Harrison Bailey committed, King's relationship with Jim Cheney and Chris Weinke is keeping the Vols around as more than a serious threat (what is a "more than serious threat"? a very grave threat? an angry threat?). An east Texas contact believes the Aggies do ultimately pull this one out because of Jimbo and Dickey's track records of developing quarterbacks. We'll see what happens as the end of the month and an expected decision draw near, but I'd call this one 50.1 to 49.9 in favor of A&M based on the intel I've received.
    5 points
  15. Or we could chill the fuck out while the younger generations in Iran gain more influence and let them topple it from within, which is happening now and will stop cold if we go to war with them.
    5 points
  16. Or he has championship hydration.
    5 points
  17. Can we get the crazy Yang supporter guy to post in this thread? I feel like we need someone bringing the Yang gang heat in here. Fozz has already joined that cult Tulsi started, BT giving calm and impartial defense of Bernie, Hugo's brains just leaking out of his ears as he tries to connect a town hall speech Bernie made in 1972 regarding local zoning issues to how it shows Bernie was responsible for the Russian apartment bombings and the installation of the Ayatollah, and then a horde of shitlibs all coming out to defend the latest empty suit like Mayor Pete or Beto when they say something like "the most important thing is for Americans to have the freedom to be American" when asked about their plan for healthcare. I love you all.
    5 points
  18. Of course Florida is the hotbed for Q. Them and College Station I would imagine. That's something I don't get about a lot of trumpkins on this site. How can they look at something that aggy fully endorses and think, "huh, aggy is actually right about this one"? That's your dead giveaway right there! If aggy supports it, not only is it wrong, it's fucking stupid too.
    5 points
  19. Great story from NYT. Lengthy, but worth the read. "I've got this" PEBBLE BEACH, Calif. — Gary Woodland grew up a serial monogamist, in love, depending on the season, with basketball, baseball and golf. He bonded with his father on the golf course, aspired to be like the Hall of Fame third baseman George Brett and had shooting-guard dreams of glory until they were crushed in college by a future first-round pick of the Chicago Bulls, Kirk Hinrich. Woodland, 35, was tasked with guarding Hinrich in his first game for Division II Washburn University against Kansas at Allen Fieldhouse. It did not go well. He can remember thinking, “O.K., I need to find something else, because this ain’t going to work.” The next year, at roughly the same age that the three-time major champion Jordan Spieth won for the first time on the PGA Tour, Woodland transferred to Kansas and fully committed himself to golf. Sixteen years later, Woodland became the first Kansas alumnus to win one of the four major golf championships. “I’ve just always believed in myself,” Woodland said. “No matter what I’ve done, from when I was a young kid, I always believed I would be successful.” Woodland’s road to Sunday’s United States Open title at Pebble Beach was not the route anyone would have mapped out. Not in a world where Tiger Woods left college after two years, Rory McIlroy turned pro before finishing high school and the leader boards are lousy with players whose childhoods were sawed-down versions of their pro careers, replete with world rankings, nonstop travel and adult entourages. But a funny thing happened to Woodland as he was supposedly wasting his time on other sports instead of focusing all of his attention on golf. He learned many transferable skills and life lessons that made him a better player and, he believes, a more grounded and well-rounded person. “It’s been a process,” said Woodland, whose experience in baseball made him grateful that he didn’t specialize in golf early. At 16, Woodland played shortstop for a youth team that won the American Amateur Baseball Congress national title in Georgia. Shortly thereafter, he quit the sport. “We just played so much as a kid, especially that summer, I got burned out,” Woodland said. From basketball, Woodland learned toughness. In high school, he took a charge from an opponent who was attempting to dunk over him, and was badly injured. He was rushed to the hospital emergency room, where he was treated for an injured trachea. Three days later, he returned to the court. “I came back, scored 20,” Woodland said proudly. On Sunday, Woodland held off a charging Brooks Koepka, who closed with a three-under 68. Koepka, the world’s top player, could not intimidate Woodland, who posted a 69 to beat Koepka, the world No. 1, by three strokes. Woodland also learned breathing techniques in basketball that he has transferred to the golf course. Before shooting free throws, he took several deep, calming breaths and counted to three in his head to help block out the crowd noise. Between golf shots, he does the same thing. He takes deep breaths and, particularly on putts, he counts to three in his head before starting his stroke. On Sunday, Woodland said, those techniques kept him “in the moment.” He added, “I think from a mental standpoint I was as good as I’ve ever been. I never let myself get ahead of myself, I never thought about what would happen if I won.” Being at the plate or on the free-throw line with the game on the line taught Woodland how to embrace the pressure and discomfort instead of succumbing to it. So when Justin Rose, Adam Scott, Louis Oosthuizen and Koepka, who have a combined seven major titles, took turns making runs at him on Sunday, Woodland didn’t panic. He told himself, “Enjoy the stress. Enjoy being uncomfortable.” Team sports also made Woodland coachable. When his instructor, Pete Cowen, suggested a few tweaks to his chipping stroke at the start of the week, Woodland didn’t question it or complain. He did as he was told, and his execution around the greens during the week was nearly perfect. “He sent me an unbelievable text this morning that had nothing to do with my golf swing or technique,” Woodland said, referring to Cowen. “He said, ‘Every man dies, but not every man lives, and you live for this moment.’ I thought about that a lot today.” And in the end, he got his first major victory in 30 attempts. Woodland doesn’t anticipate as long a wait before the next one. Employing the first-person plural to reflect the team effort that is any sport, Woodland said, “I think we’re trending in the right direction.” Woodland also thought a lot Sunday about Amy Bockerstette, a golfer with Down syndrome whom he came to know during a meet-and-greet arranged by the Special Olympics and the tour before the Waste Management Open in Phoenix in January. With Woodland looking on, Bockerstette stepped up to the tee on the par-3 16th, a party hole known for attracting thousands of raucous spectators, and dumped her tee shot into a greenside bunker. Woodland offered to hit the bunker shot but was rebuffed by Bockerstette, who said, “I’ve got this.” She then earned Woodland’s everlasting admiration by pulling out the sand save. “You’re amazing!” Woodland repeatedly told Bockerstette as they hugged. Their interaction was preserved for posterity on a video, which attracted more than five million social media views. Woodland and Bockerstette have kept in touch, and after his victory Sunday night, they talked briefly on FaceTime. Bockerstette reinforced a lesson that Woodland learned on the baseball diamond, the basketball court and especially on the golf course all those years he spent trying to catch up to the game’s wunderkinds. “Her attitude, her love for life, love for the game and positive energy is so contagious,” Woodland said, adding, “There are going to be bad things in your life, a lot of ups and downs, but the only thing you can control is your attitude. And if you do that, in the end good things will happen.” Throughout the final round, Woodland said, he told himself a million times, “I’ve got this.” https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/17/sports/how-basketball-and-baseball-helped-gary-woodland-master-golf.html
    5 points
  20. Well, my GP sent me to a urologist for a 2nd opinion about my prostate. Turned out the specialist was quite a nice looking blond cougar, so the digital exam was kinda nice. She followed it up by extensively fondling my junk and looking at it very closely. That used to be the 100 Peso Especial at Papagayo’s in Nuevo Laredo.
    5 points
  21. My ex-wife is cheating on me!!!
    5 points
  22. That’s an insult to dumb cunts.
    4 points
  23. Yeah, this seems an awful lot like smokers that don't believe their breath, hair, and clothes stink horribly. Just because your sense of smell has been completely destroyed by your disgusting odors, doesn't mean everyone else can't smell them...
    4 points
  24. 4 points
  25. this is apropos of nothing in this thread, but since you are such a harry styles nut, i thought you would like to see a short video of michelle fucking obama knocking your boy out of a dodgeball game with a certain kind of style. https://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2019/06/18/5504145292769641238/964x580_MP4_5504145292769641238.mp4
    4 points
  26. Fucking doctor’s offices. I had an appointment yesterday with my oncologist, I was diagnosed with Leukemia about 2 years ago. Blood tests are always necessary but we never get the results back in time to discuss them at that meeting. So, I went in a week early to have my blood drawn and get the tests back in enough time to have a meaningful conversation with my doctor. My appointment was at 2:30, but we have to arrive 15 minutes early. We got there at 2:10. At 4:15 they finally called my name and we went back to sit in the exam room. At 5:00 the doctor popped in and asked me a few quick questions. He was in there less than 5 minutes before he stepped back out. At 5:30 a nurse came in to tell me that the one test they need to discuss with me (the one we are keeping an eye on and the reason I go in every 3 months) was not performed when they drew my blood last week. She took me upstairs to the lab to draw my blood again. When we were finished she said they would “call me tomorrow because the doctor is gone now and it’s too late to set up my next appointment since it’s after 5:30.” To say I was fucking livid is an understatement. I know you’re busy, we all are. I know mistakes get made and your staff isn’t doing this to me on purpose. But goddamn, this is my life. At least act like you care or are even remotely sorry for the inconvenience.
    4 points
  27. Congrats on your 25th wedding anniversary.
    4 points
  28. he says he wants to make america great again. turns out, he's made it to where america isn't even america anymore. -unchecked authoritarian/king-like leader -changing the laws when he feels like it -feels that laws don't apply to him, does what he wants -instructs all his people to ignore any type of inquiry -has soldiers (mcconnell) stonewalling everything possible -lies about absolutely everything -has made repeated remarks about extending his own reign past the point of law (when he hasn't even been reelected yet) -fires his people on a whim if they don't fall in line and agree with everything he says -attempted to fire people appointed to investigate him (still is trying to) -changes border laws; locks kids in cages -sides with other dictators against his own govt entities/intelligence community -publicly threatens people/countries daily -publicly threatens/belittles leaders from other parties -publicly threatens the free press -repeatedly calls the press the enemy of the people (i'm sure there are more, feel free to add to the list) does this sound like america to you?
    4 points
  29. Probably called him a cocksucker.
    4 points
  30. A cruise isn’t my preferred vacation but if you’re miserable on one then you’re probably miserable most places.
    4 points
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