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  1. My mother decided Thanksgiving was the perfect time to buy new doors. So, they took the old ones and put them in one of their rent houses. Problem is that they didn’t have time to get the new doors stained by the time we got into town. So, there are no doors to any of the bedrooms or more importantly, any of the bathrooms. You haven’t lived until you are awakened by your 87 year old grandfather blowing ass at 3:30 in the morning after two thanksgiving meals.
    28 points
  2. Someone joked that Lobo would have to take his generic kids to Disneyworld. Lobo freaked out as if someone had photoshopped white goop on his daughter's pic.
    20 points
  3. Okay. You made the comment in jest. I returned it in jest. I’ll ask you not to be a vagina as I’ve never referenced your kids before. If you don’t want it brought up, don’t bring it up to begin with. Maybe don’t bring up your kids in anything other than those dad threads if you’re going to be a bitch about someone joking about the exact thing you previously joked about.
    19 points
  4. I’m more excited for the firings than I am for the game.
    15 points
  5. This just came home with me on the way to the shop.
    9 points
  6. shut your whiny bitch ass up
    9 points
  7. Got us a new baby. We had to put Tuco down this summer. Please say hello to Lola. Mango's not yet quite sure about this situation...
    9 points
  8. Speaking in absolutes Surly is the best Surly.
    8 points
  9. I like Sam but losers say shit like this
    8 points
  10. Of mother fucking camping!
    8 points
  11. Fire Herman if he loses this game. Enough of this shit.
    7 points
  12. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. Imagine the ignorance it takes to type that and support Donald fucking Trump.
    7 points
  13. Pretty sure I shared this story on shaggy and maybe even hornfans years ago. But figured I’d repost it for fun. A lot of you guys know my ex is from Vidor. So her family is all there of course. We would go there for thanksgiving on most years because my family wasn’t always in town. The first time I ever went there for Thanksgiving I was prepared for all kinds of racism. Frankly they just assumed I was Mexican since I talk Mexican as they would say. Full disclosure I’m 50% Argentine. So we are sitting there at the table and my ex SIL looks at me and asks what my family does for thanksgiving. The implication being we didn’t do what they do. She had basically lived in a trailer out there her whole life until she married my BIL. Without losing a beat I tell her that we cook a bunch of food and make our own burritos. Then we sit at the table and put a candle in our burritos and make a thanksgiving wish. Blow out the candle and eat. They thought I was serious. It was an amazing moment. And since that day I like to bring the burrito up every year. So Happy Thanksgiving assholes!
    6 points
  14. Austin loves catering to the bums.
    6 points
  15. Found out a month ago Thanksgiving was going to be in-law family meet up in Orlando. Fuck me this town sucks. Well at least the traffic and tourists. I haven’t been here since I was a kid. MIL threw a fit mid-morning (yesterday)that there wasn’t going to be a green bean casserole at dinner. I got tasked with trip to WalMart for ingredients. HO-LEE-FUK. What an utter shit-show. 20 car line up to get into the parking lot. Good luck with finding a place to park. Line for self checkout was back into the groceries. T+1 morning, I scrapped out the untouched green bean casserole into the trash as I assisted with clean up.
    6 points
  16. I stopped reading mid-way through your first sentence but there’s something you need to understand: we are unequivocally intolerant to your brand of “politics”. It’s because we don’t view people that carry the Trump brand proudly as innocent people that want what is best for our country but simply have some differences when it comes to policy. We view your ignorance and hate as the most hostile enemy our country has faced since WW2. We aren’t open-minded to your views (btw, you have no views...there is no guiding conservative principles in Trumpland, it’s just hate). Fuck everything about you and your brand of “politics”. It must die or our country will.
    6 points
  17. Listen keep your kids out of your mouth. I’m only asking you this a few times
    6 points
  18. You like Jake? Jake’s my boy! I just saw him in the gym. He asked about you.
    6 points
  19. Strong had a .432 winning percentage at Texas, so far Herman has .605 at half of tech game. . 605 sucks but strong was the worst in Texas history so shut up Jesus
    6 points
  20. Tech is as shitty as we are. Like watching a war between Italy and Croatia.
    6 points
  21. He can be reassigned out of the great state of Texas
    6 points
  22. I love rivalry games and I love college football... Sure neither team is in the playoffs, but that game mattered. Just look at the team and fan reactions... rushing the field with time still on the clock. The kicker damn near collapsing on the field. It's going to be a great weekend for football. There's nothing like rivalry week! #Hottypotty
    6 points
  23. Update: Arrived after a 30 minute drive to go roughly 10 miles due to construction where we then waited from 10:50 to 12:00 in line to get our cafeteria food. I've never seen a worse spectacle of humanity. 1.5 hour at this point for these people It smelled as bad as it looks in there. [CR] Sure, wear your Trump hat to Thanksgiving [/CR] Shit ton of Aggies everywhere really completed the whole deal. If God turns out to be real this is a very good sample of what my eternity will look like near the Lake of Fire.
    6 points
  24. It’s the liberals’ refusal to be tolerant of our racism, corruption, hatred of others, constant lying about everything, and unanimous support of complete and utter incompetent and fear-based “leadership” in our party that that is the real problem here. - All Republicans
    5 points
  25. Besides winning the 2 big 12s and the 05 National Championship, our biggest accomplishment this century is killing the Nebraska football program.
    5 points
  26. 5 points
  27. Guys. I will not be bringing my kids to Disney or the game
    5 points
  28. Cunt dog has been released from jail, Grandpa is irate and screaming about how it’s absurd for colleges to dress 65 (or however many players it is) guys because they “have to be able to go both ways!”. Cunt dog is yapping incessantly to one up him. I’m going to grab a beer
    5 points
  29. Your posts are always a flashback to the Myspace days
    5 points
  30. Why haven’t you heard about it? Because it was run through committee so fast that no one really had time to process what was happening When I read something in an article that's complete bullshit, I tend to disregard the entirety of the article. Date Chamber Action 2019-09-18 Chaptered by Secretary of State - Chapter 296, Statutes of 2019. 2019-09-18 Approved by the Governor. 2019-09-17 Assembly Enrolled and presented to the Governor at 11 a.m. 2019-09-11 Assembly Senate amendments concurred in. To Engrossing and Enrolling. (Ayes 61. Noes 16. Page 3375.). 2019-09-11 Assembly Assembly Rule 77 suspended. (Page 3370.) 2019-09-10 Assembly In Assembly. Concurrence in Senate amendments pending. May be considered on or after September 12 pursuant to Assembly Rule 77. 2019-09-10 Senate Read third time. Passed. Ordered to the Assembly. (Ayes 29. Noes 11. Page 2770.). 2019-09-09 Senate Read second time. Ordered to third reading. 2019-09-06 Senate Read third time and amended. Ordered to second reading. 2019-09-03 Senate Read second time. Ordered to third reading. 2019-08-30 Senate Read second time and amended. Ordered returned to second reading. 2019-08-30 Senate From committee: Amend, and do pass as amended. (Ayes 5. Noes 2.) (August 30). 2019-08-12 Senate In committee: Referred to APPR. suspense file. 2019-07-11 Senate Read second time and amended. Re-referred to Com. on APPR. 2019-07-10 Senate From committee: Amend, and do pass as amended and re-refer to Com. on APPR. (Ayes 4. Noes 1.) (July 10). 2019-06-12 Senate Referred to Com. on L., P.E. & R. 2019-05-30 Senate In Senate. Read first time. To Com. on RLS. for assignment. 2019-05-29 Assembly Read third time. Passed. Ordered to the Senate. (Ayes 59. Noes 15. Page 2071.) 2019-05-24 Assembly Read third time and amended. Ordered to third reading. (Page 1984.) 2019-05-24 Assembly Assembly Rule 69 suspended. (Page 1969.) 2019-05-23 Assembly Ordered to third reading. 2019-05-23 Assembly Action rescinded whereby the bill was read third time and amended. 2019-05-23 Assembly Read third time and amended. 2019-05-20 Assembly Read second time. Ordered to third reading. 2019-05-16 Assembly From committee: Do pass. (Ayes 13. Noes 3.) (May 16). 2019-05-16 Assembly Joint Rule 62(a), file notice suspended. (Page 1760.) 2019-05-15 Assembly In committee: Set, first hearing. Referred to APPR. suspense file. 2019-05-13 Assembly Joint Rule 62(a), file notice suspended. (Page 1609.) 2019-05-02 Assembly Re-referred to Com. on APPR. 2019-05-01 Assembly From committee chair, with author's amendments: Amend, and re-refer to Com. on APPR. Read second time and amended. 2019-04-04 Assembly From committee: Do pass and re-refer to Com. on APPR. (Ayes 5. Noes 0.) (April 3). Re-referred to Com. on APPR. 2019-03-27 Assembly Re-referred to Com. on L. & E. 2019-03-26 Assembly From committee chair, with author's amendments: Amend, and re-refer to Com. on L. & E. Read second time and amended. 2019-03-25 Assembly Referred to Com. on L. & E. 2018-12-04 Assembly From printer. May be heard in committee January 3. 2018-12-03 Assembly Read first time. To print.
    5 points
  31. #1 play of the season: ingram dropping the ball in the endzone. it ripped spacetime and we're still stranded on the other side of the event horizon.
    5 points
  32. Moderate v. Progressive Surly Faceoff:
    5 points
  33. Texas Tech @ Texas - Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck
    5 points
  34. Thankfully CR armistice day is over. GFY OP I hope Michigan shits on your face. <feels better>
    5 points
  35. I’m thankful for people like you that make my anal fissures seem intelligent and sane by comparison.
    5 points
  36. Ugh that means testing bullshittery is just so Republican. No government roads because rich people might drive on them. No government tested clean drinking water because millionaires will drink it. No government emergency services because a billionaire might need it. And not to mention under Warren and Bernie those millionaires and billionaires will be paying a shitton more in taxes. Thanks for field testing ads for right wing PACs though Pete.
    5 points
  37. I'm grateful to have a place where I can vent over shit that I have no control over.
    5 points
  38. Let me get this straight...everyone now rips on Herman because he always drops a few games he shouldn't (and we should have seen that coming based on his record at Houston)......but now we should consider hiring Leach? That happens every fucking year with Leach. For christ sake, he lost a game to a winless UCLA squad this year blowing a f'n 32 point lead. Some of you guys must love punching yourself in the nuts repeatedly.
    5 points
  39. I'm very glad this man who has had three wives and committed campaign finance violations in the course of paying off a stripper he was rawdogging right around the time his last son was born is talking about God!
    5 points
  40. My MIL asked me to handle the turkey this year. I declined her offer to procure the turkey since I knew that it would be the cheapest one that she could find and that it would likely be half-frozen and unbrined when I arrived. So far this morning she has questioned every aspect of the turkey preparation. Where did you get it? Central Market. Did you thaw it properly? It’s never been frozen. Did you transport it properly? Yes. See that big cooler of ice over there... Why isn’t it brined? I dry brined it. Look it up. Make sure you don’t undercook it. In a slow year, I cook for over 1000 people. I know what I’m doing. Why are you drinking so early?
    4 points
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