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  1. Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼 I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s Urban Meyer? Urban or Bust!
    26 points
  2. I am going to reply to FCB with this every single time he posts something about a coaching change, at least till he blocks me
    26 points
  3. Only made it to #3 this year, gotta do some work to knock off the champs over at tigerdroppings.com Made texags our bitch though. https://messageboardgeniuses.com/2020/12/22/top-5-college-football-message-boards-of-2020
    25 points
  4. This is the airing of grievances?
    18 points
  5. How do you guarantee that they would put them in the correct order? I'm guessing we end up with something Like "Ur My Beaner"
    17 points
  6. Murphy finished his race yesterday. I loved him dearly but he's no longer in pain and in a better place. That gives me some small peace right now. We went to the beach and swimming for our last adventures together. I made a video tribute to him. Hope the link works. Hug your dogs extra tight for Murphy and me these holidays. https://photos.app.goo.gl/qdxwHcPQGMUShoTo9
    17 points
  7. An entire section of urban meyers in different Texas gear?
    14 points
  8. This is bullshit trolling. You aren't being intellectually honest about the comparison here or you are just plain stupid. Neither is acceptable for continuing the discussion. If you think that the elected president of the United States cant talk about rainbows butterflies and what ifs with the president of a neighboring country post election to give both countries population a vote of confidence regarding alignment, then you are fucking stupid. Flynn went beyond well wishes and talking about hypotheticals. He straight asked them to do shit. Just shut the fuck up with your nonsense.
    13 points
  9. Yep. However, one of my law school profs DID lead a lawsuit against Chile, for assassinating a Chilean dissident on US soil. Chile said "fuck you, get your judgment and try to collect!" So, he did. Problem with Chile's strategy was that, at the time, LAN Chile was a state-owned airline. So, he showed up at JFK with the US Marshals and his $15 million judgment, and had them seize a LAN Chile 747 in satisfaction of the judgment. Payment of the $15 million followed very shortly thereafter.
    13 points
  10. something reset - go into your settings and there is a section where you can choose that behavior.
    12 points
  11. Obviously 11 posters in orange shirts with white letters photoshopped on F I R E _ H E R M A N
    12 points
  12. Dude. It's Rudy. He probably already accidentally texted the entire contents of his phone to the sports desk at The Buffalo News.
    12 points
  13. Nobody thought that Georgia would "roll left."
    12 points
  14. You know who got actual evidence? The court and jury who heard the case and convicted them. You know who got the chance to introduce exculpatory evidence? The guys on trial. It don't make a shit what the media said or didn't say about the case. The case wasn't tried on CNN. It was tried in court. With evidence, not thirdhand printed stories and shit.
    12 points
  15. Pack your shit, assholes.
    12 points
  16. “You guys, I’ve got secret inside sources I can’t reveal that have told me these war criminals who massacred 17 civilians were actually framed and didn’t do it! What’s that? You want evidence? FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME YOU MONSTER!”
    11 points
  17. I want Sark to be a real discussion just to see RD rationalize why someone who KEVIN SUMLIN made fun of for drinking is better for the University than Urban Myer
    10 points
  18. 10 points
  19. The UT Pimp Story is what brought me here and I feel like I owe a small gift in return. Archived link - https://web.archive.org/web/20121025021735/http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/55421-My-Bad-Fan-MNC-Game-Experience-In-MS-PAINT-Pimp-Appears-P.8 Screenshots -
    9 points
  20. He’s the fucking president-elect, not some run of the mill jackass off the street.
    9 points
  21. All of you cloak room fuck faces would do well to remember this when you’re jerking Hugo off.
    9 points
  22. That is terrific news. Congrats to @immamac and all of you tards for a job well done. You make me proud to be a part of this fabulously wretched waste of time.
    9 points
  23. I'm going to create a badge of shame for all the Sam haters when coach UM comes to Texas and Sam leads the Longhorns to a national championship in the hardest 8 team playoff ever played.
    9 points
  24. FFA: You are this board's greatest asshat.
    9 points
  25. I can only imagine Vic Mackey's disappointment after he clicked #HardcoreHusky
    9 points
  26. I texted someone who knows more about this shit than TFB times 100. He sent me a one word response to Steve fucking Sarkisian being a real candidate for Texas: “Nope” Good. That bitch can go virtue signal and bawl all over himself on a practice squad somewhere. Fuck that waste of talent.
    9 points
  27. It’s nothing big or revealing, it’s just that the door has never truly been completely closed. The original Chip Brown (FCB) story, then subsequent Kirk Bohls (Bohlshit) story, that was essentially Bohlshit confirming what FCB had reported with FCB’s sources, is not enough to say that Urban Meyer had given Texas a definite “no.” FCB’s story stated, through a university source, that Meyer had “indicated” to Texas that he was “leaning toward” not coaching again. That is what Bohlshit then came behind FCB to confirm. Every story about Meyer declining Texas since that point has referenced the Bohlshit story, or FCB story directly. No one has come behind with their own, stand alone confirmation and/or story on Urban Meyer turning down Texas. For most of the past two weeks, IT (mainly Bobby Burton) and others have said that they hear the Meyer door is still open. They haven’t confirmed a “no.” Just this week, Burton kinda mentioned in passing how Meyer had turned down Texas, but seemed more like he was just discussion his story through the lense everyone else has been, and not really breaking news. When asked about it on their message board, the IT guys (can’t remember if Burton or maybe Wells), maintained it’s not a closed door. Honestly, I could have stopped this whole reply at “FCB/Bohlshit,” as for me and most on this board, anything they say can’t be trusted. The Austin/Longhorn media is fucking terrible. So in conclusion, until a major outlet reports that Urban Meyer said “no” while citing their own sources (and not FCBohlshit), or Texas hires someone else, the Urban Meyer door is the fuck open.
    8 points
  28. Flynn was a foreign agent. Then he lied about it all repeatedly. Biden is the President Elect of the United States.
    8 points
  29. I’m willing to get cancer for this effort. Anyone have a supply of asbestos I can roll around in?
    8 points
  30. i think they are confused about the electoral college, especially in contrast to other colleges, like trump university. the electoral college is not an actual college. trump university is also not an actual college. but only one of these can, and has, been successfully sued.
    8 points
  31. We need to rename Fort Hood to Fort Benavidez. He did more for, and represented Texas better, than Hood ever did, and he didn't betray his country.
    7 points
  32. Decorum and protocols and ethics police are back!
    7 points
  33. Did I miss the link to Mexico interfering with our election and being placed under sanctions by the US government, and Biden lying to FBI agents about his phone calls and content of said calls?
    7 points
  34. It has to be a Thujone. UT Pimp or Fitlump would be awesome. Not sure any others would pass the censors.
    7 points
  35. I’m gonna destroy a whole Pappy vertical. Will have a few buddies sign the dated bottles and it will be a great memory. If he ever has a statue put up, I’ll piss in one of those bottles and smash it on said travesty.
    7 points
  36. Cut the aggy some slack. They just had the best season they've had in 30 years, and the best they'll have for the rest of Jimbo's tenure, and were left out of the playoffs because no one has ever or will ever give a shit about aggy. That is a hard realization to process for them. They will never beat alabama again, and this year proves that unless they're able to do that, there's no championship in aggy's future, ever. They obviously thought by going to the sec, they'd get some of that one loss and still in the playoffs love. They didn't realize those rules only apply to sec teams that matter to the conference (and country, for that matter). aggy is not on that list. aggy has never been and will never be on that list. No amount of conference changing, coach hiring, or political posturing will ever make it happen. In cfb there are big brothers and little brothers, and aggy is painfully realizing that moving to the sec and hiring Jimbo's has only made them a little brother who runs his mouth louder and to a different group of friends. He's still a little brother, and always has been. So, if this dumb shit mouth breathing red ass fuckstick needs to ease his pain by spamming our board, I say have at it. I smile at every post as each one reminds me how painful it must have been to see osu and nd on that final four list. But hey, at least you get to lose to mack brown again as your consolation prize. Or "not want to be there," as I'm sure you'll say after.
    7 points
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