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  1. We should not lose coordinators or positions coaches to any schools. It's time Texas reminds the college football world we have more money than anyone. If Bama, ND, or UGA is targeting Muschamp, offer him 3.5 mil (1 mil more than Venables) to be the highest paid DC in the country and tell him to give you an answer right then and there. If you want Jeff Banks, double his salary from Bama. Make him say no. We raised all of this money and got turned down by Urban. Well what's stopping us from buying the country's best coordinators, position coaches, and support staff? Let Sark manage the offense and let Will manage the defense. We're going to have to buy our way to success. I'm done with coaches that need to learn on the job. Get the best guys, period. If they say no, make them an offer they can't refuse. It's time we pull our dick out and show how big it is. Let's see if other athletic departments, boosters, and schools will shell out the money we will in a pandemic. Fuck those schools... let's fucking go... #allgasnobrakes
    57 points
  2. This is probably as good a time as any to let you all know that we didn't get Urban Meyer.
    55 points
  3. I will never not giggle just a little bit when I think about Texas hiring away the OL coach that the twins who shall not be named committed to. Its what I'll do when I'm not drinking away the pain of the last decade of Texas football.
    39 points
  4. Evolution of Texas S&C Mad Dog Wiley Moorer Yancy
    34 points
  5. The narrative that Wiggins sucks at anything is fucking ridiculous. It’s not even worth arguing if you’re dumb enough to consider that. Anyone chiming in on that is taking some half-cocked @golfclap rant and turning it into an absurd gospel. Wiggins is viewed as a great coach, including by people at Bama. He just helped sign 4 of the top 10 WRs in the country in this class. Is that because of Bama itself and not him? Maybe. You know what happens at Texas when we have great coaching and win a lot of games and develop guys and put them into the NFL? Texas recruits itself too. Give me the fucking coaching and the recruiting will follow. Christ. We just watched Drew fucking Mehringer participate in signing 2 top 10 classes at Texas and Andre Coleman helped land another in the 2020 class. You guys don’t think maybe there’s a chance that a guy who is allegedly a pretty good recruiter and a pretty fucking great coach might be able to help kick some ass at Texas? Get the fuck out of here with that silliness. Anyway, it’s not even clear if Wiggins is the WR coach coming in. I still think it is Colbert, but whatever. Just have some perspective. Regarding Huff, he REALLY apparently wants to be a HC. He’ll make whatever decision he thinks is going to elevate him the soonest. I’m betting he’s clearly going to stick at Bama versus anything else for another year. I can’t really understand how anyone looking at the rumored offensive staff, still with an unknown at TE Coach that could be a recruiting rainmaker, isn’t excited at the obvious massive upgrade it would be if it comes even close to looking like that when it is all said and done.
    31 points
  6. So excited for Becton. Thank God. Finally a real S&C guy who is going to take our team to the next level. He's going to be a huge improvement over Maddog Wiley Moorer Yancy. I always though that sandpit training / working out with the players / the pit / urine hydration tests was a stupid gimmick.
    29 points
  7. Anyone that supports Trump after today is a blatant traitor.
    28 points
  8. I realize it's sounding like Banks isn't going to make it back to Texas, but while asking around about him, wow. His girlfriend, that followed him to Bama, is a stripper still actively working. She's poleassassin_ on Insta, for those who want to look and/or post images back here. Also, there's a whole bunch of other stuff on the trainwreck that is Banks' personal life, but probably not worth the bandwidth if he isn't coming here. Some of the stories involve their pet monkey, in any event. Regarding Muschamp, there's no game being played, unless it's the most amazeballs sleight of hand ever. He's not coming. He thinks the Gideon hire is a really smart hire. Flood is a great fucking hire that's now confirmed by numerous parties. He's had a number of chances for his agent to deny the reports and they haven't. The Co-OC title and salary are a big deal, I guess. So far we have Flood, Gideon, and Drayton as known. Milwee looks like the same. Now this Becton dude who, outside of the resume reading, I don't think anyone has heard anything about yet from "insiders." I'm interested in hearing more on that front, but right now, we're looking at upgrades to Hand and Valai; stability at a key role with a star player here because of him with Drayton; potentially more along those lines with Carrington; and an overall upgrade at OC/QB Coach because Sarkisian/Milwee is better than Hermanyurc with certainty. Looks like Sarkisian, whatever else we discover, is a pretty fucking solid football mind. How will we all react if there's no obvious recruiting rainmaker on staff though? I'm guessing we'll want to burn everything down immediately, me included. So hopefully Lupoi and some others like that make the jump and we don't have to go full Surly until after losing to Louisiana to open the 2021 season.
    27 points
  9. Next person who does the Tommy T defense tweet is getting swatted
    24 points
  10. a big fuck you but at least now you can stop fucking up the rest of the board spewing thinly-veiled political bullshit while pretending you're not.
    22 points
  11. Today is the most obvious example of white privilege/police bias in my lifetime
    22 points
  12. I’m sick to my stomach and full of rage. Anyone that’s surprised by this? Fuck you. Anyone trying to pull any “both sides” bullshittery? Fuck you. Anyone who still supports the GOP? Fuck you.
    21 points
  13. We fired 2 turtles in 1 week. Surly is winning big!
    21 points
  14. Trump should be forced to resign by tomorrow morning or have the 25th invoked.
    20 points
  15. I just left an email demanding his termination. I pay them over $6,000 per year for three policies. If I don’t get a satisfactory response I will look for a new agency by next week.
    19 points
  16. All my friends on the hill are safe. It’s Sedition, straight up.
    19 points
  17. 1 - this is how it was always going to end. I told you this. 2 - it is treason, the literal definition. He must be immediately impeached and removed from office. 3 - Giuliani called for trial by combat. Be needs to be arrested and charged immediately. This is how it ends. It was always going to be this way.
    19 points
  18. Lindsey Graham reminds me of the time Bobby Hill became a southern dandy.
    18 points
  19. 18 points
  20. I really don’t know what you mean. I am appalled by this. And what is a happening today. Same as with destructive riots and burning down businesses. Appalled and disgusted. I don’t think you truly know me as a poster or what I stand for. I’m just not a socialist. Not ever gonna be ok with 2/3 of a paycheck going to any government. But what we have seen today and all year is wrong. Very wrong and very sad. I have no other words. Just really depressed by what I am seeing and have seen all year. As you know I am an escapee from the football board. I will go back to my regularly scheduled programming. As it appears that if you are appalled by today and appalled by the destruction and riots this summer this must mean I am an idiot and an asshole that should never post in the DT. Good Lord fuckhead.
    18 points
  21. We have already found out the following about Surly posters 1. We are all "insiders" with BMDs for best friends and hunting buddies. 2. Everyone on here is a culinary wizard, capable for producing briskets that would make Aaron Franklin slit his own wrist. 3. No poster (Vic Mackey excluded) has ever fucked less than a 10...12 if you grade on a curve. 4. We are better talent evaluators than most of the free world, regardless of what we are evaluating. 5. Everyone (Futureman excluded) guaranteed Urban Meyer to Texas. And now you want us to expose the lies about our dick size as well? Haven't we all suffered enough over the last 10 years?
    18 points
  22. If you are still a Trump supporter through all of this bullshit FUCK YOU. You're a deranged fucking cult idiot.
    17 points
  23. He shouldn't be allowed to hold that kid over tile or hardwood floors.
    17 points
  24. If there is anything - and I mean ANYTHING - that is worth the bandwidth for the noble denizens of the Surl, it is stories involving coaches, strippers, and simians. Please indulge our base curiosities and proclivities, kind sir.
    16 points
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