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  1. I hate ALL you burnt orange muthafukkas right now.
    95 points
  2. So if you believe reports, Sark thinks he has Muschamp in the bag when he takes the job but something changes and Muschamp decides to take the year off. Instead of panic hiring some buddy he's comfortable with he calmly kicks the shit out of OSU in the national championship game, flies to Austin the next day, and commences a nation wide DC hunt in complete silence. Then out of nowhere he swipes a top-5 guy who was on nobody's radar and seemingly a Pacific NW lifer to be his DC while the fan base wrings their hands worrying that the search is going nowhere and the hire will be "Watson-level". FUCK YES.
    54 points
  3. Holy fuck. We're being acknowledged as "sources close to Texas Football". Bout time they put some respek on our name.
    47 points
  4. Woot! You mean to tell me that Pete Golding to Texas was made up bullshit when being pushed out there ahead of the national title game? Stunning. This is a shocking, excellent fucking hire. This staff fucks.
    38 points
  5. I'll donate a hundy if the both of you will just fuck off with your bullshit.
    35 points
  6. Between this guy and Jeff Banks, I guess we're loading up on poles
    34 points
  7. 32 points
  8. 30 points
  9. it just so happens that Pete is on this board. When yall cracked it, he decided the jig is up, and allowed us to release it
    28 points
  10. I'm sure Juwan Mitchell is ready and willing to learn a complex series of tasks and assignments.
    22 points
  11. Shoutout to @OnAComputer. We gave y’all a lot of shit at the start of this coaching search, but y’all have been fucking nails. TFB’s pretty clearly the best 995er site covering Texas right now. IT’s still good, but Nahlin’s an insufferable prick way too often.
    21 points
  12. Yes, for those that avoided the UOB thread, this is the same jet CTJ confirmed met with Urban in both Los Angeles (twice) and Fort Collins (once) between October and early December. Pete Kwiatkowski also coached and played in Idaho at Boise State. It’s just under an hour-long flight between Seattle and Sandpoint, ID, so a logical meeting point. And beginning to doubt my sleuthing skills as I can’t find much info on Pete’s hometown, but Bonner County real property records show there are two properties in Sandpoint owned by a 70-something year old Stan Kwiatkowski.
    21 points
  13. 19 points
  14. Would have been cooler if you posted it from your @35dimes sock
    18 points
  15. Only the coolest guy on this entire board. Am I right, guys? ...guys?
    18 points
  16. Are you guys ready to go pedal to the metal? Are you ready for ALL GAS NO BRAKES? ALL YOUR COACHES ARE BELONG TO US Hook 'Em Sark
    18 points
  17. Tonight was low key incredible the way you guys sniffed that out. Reps all around until I run out. Btw, we’ve given TFB a lot of shit about the way they reported the mystery candidate, but they dunked all over IT and everyone else during this coaching search.
    18 points
  18. True story: When @SydneyCarton was hired at the start-up where I met him, the dude was a feverish fanboy of Teh Major and would attempt to shout anyone down for even the mildest consideration that, maybe, Simms was better in some phase or facet of the game. It was a precursor to today's general social media and current events discussions, so he was a pioneer. Also, he was an ardent sycophant of none other than a one Geoff Ketchum. Several of us had to coax him, gently because he's almost a wild animal, into perusing Hornfans and eventually weening off of fatfuck's site. It took years to help him cope with that addiction. The Surly Sprint-off is being held the day we play ULaLa, provided we can all attend. We need to crowdsource a pot for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and dead last. I'll take 1st and you fuckers can sort out how to rationalize the rest. I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.
    17 points
  19. Someone from tos posted this summary of today’s zoom. Accurate overall. I didn’t take notes like this because fuck that. I was able to attend a zoom call with Sark today. Below are items covered:Sark watched the bowl game and felt we had some good young players that played hard, physical and with pride.Feels like he has a good nucleus of players to work with. Not where we want to be, but not a rebuild.Question asked about name image likeness. Said probably more of a CDC question, but said Texas can help them develop their brand not just while they are at UT, but after they graduate.Hopes to finalize staff by end of week, with an announcement. Feels like staff has a great blend of recruiters and developers. He feels we have the top staff in the country. Someone ask a question about what makes the SEC so good. He said a combo of 3 things. 1) great coaches, 2) a lot of great players in the region to recruit, 3). The schools invest a lot of money in the football programs. He said that those 3 things are available at UT and that is what enticed him to take this job. He said he felt that UT would allow him to hire the best coaching staff in the country and he feels they have done that.First team meeting tonight, since the brief intro meeting.Off-season starts next week. NCAA rules prevent it this week.Spring practice starts the Tuesday after spring break. He thought the date was 3/23. Said they would have 5 weeks with practices Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. The days in between they would watch film.On recruiting he said it was very important to hire coaches that have recruited this stare. He said that the high school coaches in the state are great and have a lot more influence over the kids decisions and it is important to have relationships with the coaches in the state. Someone asked about balancing recruiting in Texas vs out of state. He said, Texas will be the focus, but UT has the brand to go out of state to pick up someone like Bijan Robinson. Thus they will look to pick up some kids out of state also. However they need to really make Texas a priority.He said he’s a fan of BBQ, but hasn’t had a chance to try the local establishments. Message to letterman. He wants the to connect with current program. The door is always open. He wants current players to connect to the rich history of the program. Transfer portal has created free agency in college football. They will look to plug some gaps with the portal. However doesn’t want to make a living in the portal.
    16 points
  20. I kinda had my heart set on Mike Stoops but I guess this will do.
    16 points
  21. https://www.captiongenerator.com/2107502/SurlyHorns-Reacts-to-the-Coaching-Search Enable subtitles if you're watching embedded.
    16 points
  22. On the Zoom with coach Sark now. Says he plans to finish the staff and have everyone announced by the end of the week. First meeting with the team is tonight. Next week begins off-season conditioning.
    15 points
  23. Wait, so a new Texas head football coach can in fact put together a great initial staff? That's actually possible? Sark already has a leg up on the two before him.
    15 points
  24. Pete Kwiatkowski No D to remove so we know he is going to kick ass
    14 points
  25. Shit, so our next DC is a gotdam nurse!
    14 points
  26. The biggest dustup was a shouting match between @HenryJamesand @closetojumpingabout whether it would be Madden or Davis who would be more responsible for the inevitable championship success. Happened at a happy hour. Obviously ctj was on Davis's side. Almost came to blows but fortunately HJ was able to outrun ctj.
    13 points
  27. I just watched it. He was actually, quite surprisingly, eloquent, appreciative, and might I even suggest, presidential. just kidding. It was awful. Adios mofo.
    13 points
  28. 13 points
  29. Has Pete Kwiatkowski of Washington been discussed? He came over from Boise State.
    13 points
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