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ROFL BOX

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  1. I don't care WHAT the weather is like - blizzard, sleet, rain, lightning, 103f overnight temps... if you're not in line for Snow's by @ least 0700, chances are you're not getting anything.
  2. Wait... wut?.jpg Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  3. Reminds me of this old joke: Guy @ hotel bar, chats up attractive girl / lady: "Hey, for $ 15,000.00, would you come up to my room for some sex? Lady: "Um... what? Hmm, I'd have to think about that..." Guy: "What about for $ 100?" Lady: "What?? One hundred? What kind of woman do you think I am?" Guy: "We have already established that, now we're just haggling." Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  4. They left out "& roll coal." Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
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  8. Great SCOTT!! He IS alive! Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  9. Wah, wah, wah... "But the Hindus, Muslims & Jews..." Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  10. He avoided the question & his parroting idiot friends rolled back to "It should still be the parent's choice" (which was nothing I had even said was in dispute). The next (someone else from our high school) guy threw out some gibberish from the bible about a "Millstone", which [again] was not relevant.
  11. I would occasionally see back & forth posts between the two of you on FB (with my old / pre-Borked-by-FB 12 year old profile)... was there a serious falling out between the two of you? Did he finally just go ahead & eat the [Trumper] Orange pill?
  12. And? Pics alone don't tell the story, so... Also, Black's on Barton Springs has been crazy salty for their beef rib the last 4x I've been, so that 's become a no go for me. Also, where is this location you have pictured?
  13. ROFL BOX

    Getting old sucks

    You probably broke 2 ribs. Ask me how I know. Better yet, ask @Sawbonz. Obviously you'll need some radiology to confirm, but everything you described sounds like the 2x I broke some (4 one time, 2 another). Do NOT watch any kind of movie that is hilariously funny. Again, ask me how I know.
  14. Women: "I blame annual mammograms."
  15. I would have added "Remember, Texas is a "right to work" state (which actually means "right to get fired for no actual provided reason"), so you should keep that little nugget of information tucked away in the back of your head.
  16. What's the going rate these days for a duck hunt? It's been quite awhile since I last went & the 3 times total I have gone were maybe 5 or less overall for all the shooters, combined. Great dog (looking @ Daisy) but scarce on birds.
  17. I'm thinking getting punched in the face by someone while you're driving could be a step or two above that, but go on, you do you.
  18. Yes, they do indeed "kick ass" but again... ShitTacular for a dipping aid.
  19. Maybe the angle here is to explain to Trumpers & Republicans (as if there is a real difference these days... but I digress) that if hospitals & other corporations lose $$ due to covid-19 expenses, that's less tax $$ available to give to the uber wealthy & corporations.
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