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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Reports: David Pierce to take over as Texas pitching coach After cycling through three pitching coaches in the last five years, the Longhorns head coach is going to assume control himself.
  2. Love me some Stapleton and Gosling is a goddamn treasure, but I would toss them both out of a moving plane for a chance to be murdered by Dua Lipa.
  3. A TE1 on that offense would be like slapping a set of Pirellis on your '98 Yugo hatchback. Might look nice, but still won't make a damn bit of difference.
  4. Nah, I've seen his swing.
  5. I heard his purées were to die for. No spoiler cuz all should be watching, but If you ain’t watching LCK you’re missing Soo much of the competition. Will be hilarious to watch reaction if Soo does make it out and comes waltzing into the room. Everybody be like, who the fuck is this guy?
  6. I don't know if someone from an Urban Meyer fanbase should lecture anyone about the ethics and morality of a Head Coach.
  7. I find it hard to believe something like cancer could kill OJ. I just hope someone is searching for the real killer.
  8. With all due respect, that's just an absolutely dumbass thing to feel. You really think CDC is going to fire a coach with a winning record in the middle of the season? Recalibrate my man.
  9. I'm willing to bet that's not a typo, but a poor education.
  10. Inconsistency over four years does have a certain consistency. After a long enough period the performance can no longer be considered inconsistent. It is what it is.
  11. I could of posted something snarky, and should of, but then I would of just been piling on.
  12. Oh, oh, oh, it's magic you know. Never believe it's not so.
  13. This isn't about some goddamn game. This is about our lives! Don't you get it? Goddamnit! DON'T YOU GET IT!?!
  14. Fuck them kids. I've gone a lifetime without ever getting a homer or foul ball. I'd donkey punch your mother for my chance. Snot nosed little fucks can learn to stake their claim like adults or get out of the fucking way. This ain't a fucking tea party, it's baseball. For this grown-ass man, I think adults who base their worldview on catering to children are the greater threat to a civil society than the one teaching the rugrat there's no free lunch in life.
  15. Think y'all both might need to be here.
  16. Can't make a catch if you don't cast a line. Sometimes you gotta throw a few lines in the water to make sure you eat.
  17. I thought every West Coast kid grew up dreaming of playing baseball in Winston-Salem and Pittsburgh?
  18. It's because their mommas listened to Waylon and Willie and raised them as instructed.
  19. Is that the same as bird law?
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