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Gil Bang

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  1. What kind of fucking asshole turns down a free, cold, budweiser? If some asshole turns up his nose at my offer of a cold bud, I'm kicking him in the nuts and telling him to never come back.
  2. She's got a photo on insta with Chuck Shumer.
  3. my preferred escrow company just shut down. Just not enough volume to keep the doors open. The main EO found a new spot, but I assume that the receptionist and a couple of the assistants (not the fat one) are on the Pole somewhere.
  4. cats look forward to the day you die, so they can eat you. Cats are assholes.
  5. what's stopping them from instituting the "Tubberville is a cunt and has no say" rule? I wish Tahoe were here to explain it to me. He brought donuts, so he'd probably know.
  6. My kid is currently in the ME. I'd like to go to sleep tonight knowing that the command structure is solid. TL/DR: If I ever see this asshole, I'm gonna kick him in the taint.
  7. No idea if it's nationwide, but out here, the "blue envelope" is a thing. San Diego County is proud to offer the Blue Envelope Program. The program is designed to promote inclusivity and serve as an enhanced communication awareness tool between law enforcement and community members diagnosed with a condition or disability such as Autism Spectrum Disorder, dementia, anxiety or other conditions that might require additional accommodations or awareness during a law enforcement interaction. The program was designed in collaboration between the San Diego County Sheriff's Department, community organizations, the San Diego County Police Chiefs' and Sheriff's Association and the San Diego County Board of Supervisors. How the Program Works The Blue Envelope Program works by allowing an individual to readily display the Blue Envelope logo or present a Blue Envelope upon contact with law enforcement or other community service personnel. The Blue Envelope-branded products can contain the individual's identification, contact information or pertinent vehicle operating documents such as the vehicle registration and proof of insurance. The Blue Envelope Program does not have a registry component; therefore, the program is voluntary and self-implemented. Blue Envelope Outreach Material The following items are available for free at participating locations: Blue Envelope Program Brochure Blue Envelope Wallet Information Card Lanyards Seatbelt Covers Buttons Ribbons Key Chains Bracelets Stickers
  8. "Hey Everybody...You see this spot? Righ here...this spot on the floor? THIS is the spot where Waymon Tisdale hustled"
  9. I'd eat two bowls of Jade's chili before I'd watch another minute of this fat fuck.
  10. in like flynt? Larry Flynt?
  11. Our neighborhood is a bit rural (2 acre minimum) so the kids here usually go into a nearby subdivision to annoy people. Not a single knock at the door, which is the norm here. And, the way I like it. Our downtown had a trunk or treat car show with lowriders on Sunday. It was fucking badass. I love lowriders. Fucking homeboys spend a fortune on those cars. I'm sure I saw some $30,000 paint jobs.
  12. That right there is somebody comfortable in their own skin
  13. I've never used one, but it's my understanding that they are fairly shitty.
  14. This poor, mentally-ill bastard. I actually feel sorry for him.
  15. I'm guessing that you have no data to support that position
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