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  1. Yep. He's the 2020's version of Alan Colmes. Both of them are smart guys. Fox intentionally gives Juan Williams the same yellow makeup they used to give Colmes, which makes him look weak and sickly. They then set him up to be dunked on by idiots, whose points are more effective the less sense they make, but it all starts with presenting the sickly, weak liberal.
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    High

    Those Boysenberry gummies aren't the best tasting, but they are pretty damn effective. Don't ever have one after brushing your teeth though. It's fucking foul. Are we sure this isn't a viral marketing campaign for a Cheech and Chong reboot?
  3. The best wingman is a puppy. The second best wingman is a cool, hot female friend.
  4. and if we're sharing Driver's Ed stories, I've got a non-bridge one. My first day, about 25 mins in we picked up a girl and the instructor had her get in the driver's seat. It was her last day. She put the car in reverse, gunned it across the street and obliterated the neighbor's stone mail box.
  5. Smart dude. Here I am getting booster shots in my arm like a sucker.
  6. Of course not. Cave people caves have cave paintings. Each visitor to the cave has left its mark on the wall, while being slowly digested. Here's just a small assortment.
  7. Great suggestion. Be sure to check the efficiency of the process too. We has an Aquasona we no longer use that wastes something like 3-4 gallons for every clean one.
  8. Club upside the head, before being drug back to her cave doesn't give a lot of of room for warning. That said, I guess we could consider the whistling sound of the club through the air to be a form of warning.
  9. Ron and Casey DeSantis would make fantastic advisers though. Just take whatever they say and do the opposite.
  10. It's a defining feature of fascism that they will come for you eventually. Everyone is on the list. The only question is your place in line.
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    The Supremes

    Once Manchin is out of office, no one in the Democratic party should ever answer a call from him again.
  12. Brookes had a point though. It really does look a giant set of balls. The original is missing, so we can't be sure, but it's probably the distal end of a Megalosaurus thigh bone, where it meets the knee.
  13. While we're on the subject of illegal immigrants and whether they should be granted citizenship... a lot of people are talking about deporting the illegal immigrant, Elon Musk, who entered the US illegally and then lied on his citizenship application.
  14. 1) No matter what the facts are, the allegations will not even slightly dent Trump, but WILL make MAGA enraged at DeSantis. 2) It also pisses off the accommodationist wing of the Republican party. Net result, all his potential supporters furious for zero possibility of any gain. Classic Ron.
  15. "Poor judgement" that allowed Epstein to rape countless children for another 11 years.
  16. Yeah, but he answers to his code name so often, I think he's blown his cover. Not surprising though. I tried to tell him not to pick the code name "Thunder Sauce".
  17. Maybe his home isn't big enough to share with an entire homeless person, so he's storing the head to be defrosted later, when he has a bigger home. In the meantime, at least the head has a home with all utilities paid, including air conditioning!
  18. Yep. 2+2 can = 5, 59 or it can equal conspiracies to drink baby adrenochrome.
  19. This is really one of the big keys to understanding their behavior. They can shift from one set of "facts" to another seamlessly, then exist with both sets being true, or as many others as come up. 10 things that all contradict each other? Doesn't matter, they can all be "true" to them, at the same time if necessary.
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    Texas Primaries

    Doit.gif Then post video here.
  21. AI continues to do a shitty job with hands. The only way Trump's hands could be that big is if he was wearing Mickey gloves, but Mickey only shares with Vince.
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