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SHOOTER12

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  1. November 22, 1963, 6th floor of thr book depository bldg. I've just got to know for sure...and if possible, stop it.
  2. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Full disclosure, as a kid I had a perverted uncle who wanted to teach me the game of golf. The balls he was interested in weren't dimpled...fucking bastard.
  3. Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever.
  4. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Troof! Faggety leisure activity, not a sport. Golf was ruined for me in my childhood...
  5. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    You're a better man than I am. I'd love to participate in some form of athletic competition, but just going to the grocery store and having to take several breaks due to pain kind of dims my hopes of it ever happening. Yeah, I'm jealous...
  6. I ate a vegetable once, if she enjoyed it, she didn't let on at all.
  7. Freaking auto correct, fixed. See yall soon I hope.
  8. I'll be in jail shortly...some cunt stopped my recording of the combine. Please raid the wreath fund for my bail🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
  9. Maybe he meant morons and vaginas?
  10. Jon Connor to T-100: "We're not going to make are we...people I mean".
  11. Wholly crap. On a a side note that is the exact faucet and countertop we have in the half bath under the stairs.
  12. HallHillHallHillHall.... Say it fast it kind of sounds like a donkeys' bray...or jackass.
  13. See also: Pharma sales reps at doctors offices.
  14. More hilarity on potential aggy "move", https://www.si.com/college/arkansas/hogs-football/razorbacks-texas-aggies-long-horns-notre-dame-sec-big-ten
  15. My wife nearly always orders off the kids menu, not because she's cheap, ĵust because she doesn't eat much and watches her caloric intake. Of course at 5'11" and 138lbs at 66 years old... I'm not complaining...and no, no pics freakos.
  16. I had a pair of white Puma football cleats back in '82 for neighborhood football games. They were the best pair of cleats I ever owned.
  17. If they were to leave now, the visual would be so negative and so clear there wouldn't be a single person on earth(aside from aggy) that wouldn't realize what cowardly, useless pieces of shit they truly are.
  18. What in the hell kind of drugs are they doing over in Doggie Station?
  19. No shit!!! Qatar customer service maybe?
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