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smuggs

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  1. This reminds me, @Vic Mackey - whatever happened to the Dwarven Cowboy Philosopher and Justin Weiss Smith? Been awhile since we've seen those two rascals.
  2. Holly Beach Seafood on 27 also buys from locals. Excellent crabs in late summer, too: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057658501676
  3. https://www.instagram.com/toyotausa/p/C5D37gPMw0p/?img_index=7
  4. Also the 90 degree turn at the other end. My first car was this 71 Ford Econoline van. Driving this bitch across the dam at 16 years old was hair-raising to say the least.
  5. This peckerwood that breaks into Simply Irresistible after putting almond milk on his Grape Nuts.
  6. I was expecting a contentious breach of the Neutral Zone.
  7. Understanding that this guy did this for his wife. And then many years later, meeting my wife, and realizing I would also do something like this for her (if I was one of the greatest guitarists of all time).
  8. That's how the Bucc-ee's guy watches you pee.
  9. Big Deodorant has decided it's time to dust-off the 20 year full body spray deodorizer campaign. If you're not spraying aluminized air freshener on everything from the insides of the elbows to the undersides of sexual organs then you're probably going to die.
  10. smuggs

    SXSW 2024

    In middle/highschool we would sneak onto Willie's set at night and look through the buildings. I've been gone from Austin for 12 years now- I had no idea they made it a concert venue.
  11. Rand Paul is upset at the potential suspension of his fleece vests and toupée vids.
  12. See any good holes out there?
  13. You can have my Rotary Wankel porn when you pry it from my dead carpal-tunneled hands.
  14. He had decade-spanning incredible hair.
  15. $100 says the Camel Clutch was at play here.
  16. Tundra TRD Pros are shipping with specific Toyota-spec'd Falken Wildpeaks that aren't holding up: https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2023-toyota-tundra-trd-pro-yearlong-review-update-6-tire-test/ Longcat -
  17. Off the top rope!!! https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-gop-congressional-candidate-and-former-wwe-wrestler-daniel-rodimer-is-wanted-for-murder
  18. Sonic's chili cheese prosti-tots are 1/2 price after 5pm on Tuesdays.
  19. Agreed. I always liked this one from the D&D soundtrack:
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