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LongestHorn

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  1. Texans played legit "no fucking about" playoff football today.
  2. How does an aggy streak at a baseball game? With his shorts on.
  3. LongestHorn

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    Fuck a mermaid? Asking for a friend.
  4. My local affiliate has cut away from the game for Murder She Wrote rerun.
  5. If that is his real name.
  6. The original Roe v. Wade ruling was leaked, too
  7. What law(s) did the leaker break? It wasn't classified. Was it stolen from a computer?
  8. She never had an abortion. She gave birth to the baby and put it up for adoption.
  9. I’m all-in on US support of Ukraine 🇺🇦 insurgents with ammunition, explosives, TOW, Javelin, spike strips or anything else that will cripple Russia troops. Paging Inka.
  10. More Javelins and IEDs need to be sent to Ukraine yesterday.
  11. Rottenhouse‘a parents raised, armed, a dropped off a murderer to murder in Kenosha.
  12. Another aggy National Championship claim.
  13. When was the last time the Horns blew a 21 point lead? I’ll hang up and listen.
  14. And Tucker for the extra point. Just Longhorns scoring so far, tonight.
  15. The absence of game adjustments is unacceptable. That’s all Sark.
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