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Surly Bevo last won the day on November 29 2019

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  1. Why shouldn't I moderate Surly? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at Surly somebody reports a post to my desk, something nobody else can moderate. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I moderate it. And I'm real happy with myself, cause I did my job well. But maybe that post doxxes the location of some rebel poster in College Station or the Norman. Once Surly has that location, they scat-bomb the website where the poster were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get banned. Now the Board of Regents are sayin', "Oh, send in the football players to secure the area" cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' concussions. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, cause they were pullin' a tour on the tennis team. It'll be some kid from Bandera takin' head blows up the ass. And he comes back to find that the football team he used to work at got exported to the futbal team of the village he just got back from. And the guy who put the targeting on his ass got his old starting spot, cause he'll play for free shoes and conjugal visits with sheep. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a television network that would grant us third tier rights at a good price. And, of course, the television networks used the skirmish over there to scare up all television right prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at $12.50 a streaming service And they're takin' their sweet time putting on the OU game of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic S&C coach who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the weight machines, and it ain't too long 'til he trips over one, knocks down the whole rack and kills all prospects in the QB room. So now my buddy's out of a job and he can't afford to watch TV, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks cause the concussions in his head is givin' him chronic head. And meanwhile he's starvin', to catch a football but every time he tries to play a game of catch, the only game they're servin' is Rag Arm Special with Case McCoy So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just concuss my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up television prices, scat-bomb a website, club a QB, hit the hash pipe and join the Corp I could be elected president.
  2. And there you have it ladies and gentleman. The pure unadulterated shitastic fuckedupedness that is the poster Junior Miller
  3. Fools errand to think warm weather will "kill" the virus. People can get colds and flu during the summer. The hope would be that like with things like the flu that warm (and humid) weather A. don't kill but potentially degrade the virus such that it has a harder time causing infection B. respiratory droplets that the virus is contained in have a much much harder time suspending in more humid air for any length of time C. Higher UV may further degrade virus and additionally may help bolster folks vitamin D levels in turn making their immune systems stronger in terms of fighting anything off and D. Folks just are not as socially squashed in the summer time as they are in the colder months making transmission harder. So kill.....unlikely. Slow significantly.....hopefully.
  4. But aren't you the Duck of Death? Username translation does not align
  5. Wait was this in regard to my post? Because I clearly articulated it was kicking a can on (hopefully) a short term hardship with no clear resolution at this time until more is known and it can be effectively dealt with with any myriad of options (repayment plans, cap and extend mods, blah blah blah) BUT those are not all necessarily going to put you back in the same or better position payment wise and while it is currently true that you do not have to show the goods so to speak in order to get the forbearance you can bet that you will have to do the full workup for those longer term plans. Nobody is going to give you a trial and or permanent modification without assessing your capacity to pay so if you have capacity now and have taken out a forbearance you don't need you're going to have to continue that cover-up.
  6. Got tired of Craig's shit
  7. Isn't Fat Bastard like a cardiac surgeon or something like that? Beyond that I am intrigued by the Justin Tucker event insomuch as will you pay him extra to sing Opera or Singing In the Rain while he kicks said balls?
  8. Shit load of kindling Controlled burns don't work so well with humans...
  9. Recoveries is never ever going to be accurately tracked....for example Dallas County doesn't track em, doesn't report em. It's as useless as the other stats
  10. I guess I don't understand supposedly smart people who can't understand the difference between some stupid church still meeting up in Fucksville Bumfuck or some teens hanging in a park vs the normal social squashing that goes on when the world is really functioning as it normally does. Mass transit, concerts, sporting events, full blown church everywhere,school, and on and on and on. Sure it's dumb and sure it might spark a fire here and there but the cord of wood that everyday life in the US brings to the table has been bulldozed and it ain't all lighting off at the moment.
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