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Alien Octopus

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  1. Bet my boss on that game 20 bucks and a box of kolaches. Cheap bastard got Kroger kolaches he was so pissed.
  2. Nope. Observations from the 2nd half. Too many typos for cut n paste. Ewers looks like Fred Astaire compared to Murphy. No racism either.
  3. He has shit footwork and it shows on his intermediate passes in both accuracy and touch. He should tuck the fing ball and run. Every time he threw an intermediate pas it was an adventure with the exception of curls.
  4. Lotta big Booty in Stillwater. They should put in a Bucee's
  5. Someone needs to photoshop a bunch of dicks in his helmet as he is walking off the field…
  6. Texas 42 Kst 17 115 punting yds Team will be up, Malik gonna run 3 in. Manning scores with trickeration. Red and Blue dupe the wildcats in the wildcat. Much masturbation ensues around here…
  7. Pic from yesterday’s game using Raybans
  8. I'm taking train from Northside. My football wife scored us tixs from his old teammate PK. Any tailgates I can bring a hog leg to?
  9. The Texas secondary has allowed jack shit in the endzone through 5 games, not sure why you say they are not good. I bet Gabriel is running all game and he is gonna catch hell from one of our spies. I keep being told by mouth breathers they have QB depth this year. Can’t wait to see it.
  10. The good ole “shave his ass make him walk backwards” cut…
  11. Horns 69 Rapists 13 combined yards 666 I’d buy that game t-shirt
  12. Spoke with the Fellas on the pasture, they don’t think BEVO is scheming correctly.
  13. It is great with a double. Get smashed, no hangover, no having to piss. Problem is people take more ghb and not more alcohol. That is a problem.
  14. Even the Aggie cheerleaders think that is queer
  15. He won’t be having a lot of fun in the Big X either
  16. Game speed, I do not fault Worthy. He waits a beat , that defender has to go into blocker. Don’t know if he makes corner, but sure has a better chance than running his tiny ass into to two defenders. That said, I am More concerned with the butter fingers on other plays than sloppy blocks and at speed decisions. I am greedy.
  17. Yeah had he hesitated and bounced outside he is gone for at least 20 yards.
  18. The only time my longhorns go horns down is when they are eating. When they are pissed or charging they are swinging them violently ready to pitch your ass across the field, Orakpo style. Those gravy eating cake boys should stick to fixing their bangs and suckling their illiterate sisters.
  19. Zone Read like VY. Saban needs to call Mack.
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