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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. According to the other graffiti, there is also a pupuseria.
  2. I read the top line as "1 hr Nacho Bar... (fart sound)"
  3. Why do some lids to contact lens cases have little braille bumps indicating which is right and left? Not like I can put them in in the dark.
  4. But, but, there’s no tree there!
  5. Years ago our babysitter made pop tarts for the kids and forgot to check the toaster setting (it was on dark). When the resulting flames appeared, she threw a cup of water on the toaster to try and put it out 😱. Luckily the worst thing to come out of it was having to buy a new toaster.
  6. Yeah I was thinking, that list almost reads like the porn move credits you could actually see after the scrambled porn you watched on cable when you were a kid.
  7. Try one of the old wooden causeway bridges to Padre Island. You couldn’t steer.
  8. 31 years ago this week, my wife and I took our 2 week honeymoon in Alaska. This was a pic from when we drove a Toyota Corolla from Haines to Fairbanks. Pretty sure that’s the Wrangells in the background. It was a great trip. Started in Seattle, h ferried from Ketchikan to Juneau, then Haines, drove to Fairbanks and took the train back to Anchorage.
  9. Was gonna rep for this but realized man, that’s like a great last step before picadillo. Should have finished and eaten in tacos!
  10. Will you eat crow out of your avatars pussy though? I might tune in for that.
  11. Pry it open and you’ll find one of these inside.
  12. Lots in south Austin and Kyle getting dropped too, particularly by Nationwide. They’re definitely “not on your side”.
  13. Sometimes I’m just willing to pay for the convenience. My time is valuable, and I can’t go to the restaurant when I’m in my underwear and half drunk.
  14. Man this thread died ignanimously. Dragged my 20 year old Mahindra out of the barn yesterday and started cleaning it up. Needs a bunch of electrical work but still runs like a beast. Looking forward to my 4 year old grandson climbing all over it tomorrow.
  15. Maybe he wasn’t the one who walked the dog, or ordered the lunchables and Red Bull that you put in a blender and chug when you need that extra energy to dispose of a body wrapped in a cast net….
  16. I wonder how many OCD people have been killed or injured over the years trying to remember how to reset the clock in their car while driving?
  17. My arms are crossed and I’m leaning forward in my chair, I am not combative!
  18. I’m thinking that’s what will go on my tombstone. “Lived Well, Never Caught a Rubber Pussy”.
  19. Sir, this is a Wendy’s!
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