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South Austin

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  1. If Jerry has any sort of retirement account, he should take out a huge loan against it to buy more DJT.
  2. Caprese salad with truffle buffalo mozzarella, truffle mushroom risotto, scallops with asparagus.
  3. He narrated the official 2005 Longhorns National Championship DVD, so that’s awesome. Oh, and he called the greatest college basketball games of all time, Duke v. Kentucky in 1992.
  4. As an American, I’m starting to feel left out. We should attack a country, say Portugal. Their language always sounded weird to me.
  5. Yes, please don’t. I was heartbroken when Chris Farley died. His story deserves a quality film.
  6. Hope you didn’t pull a hamstring on that one, Poindexter.
  7. And I tell my aggy friends that George Soros got Texas into the SEC.
  8. The playback with the Trump side eye is awesome.
  9. "Why don't you put your foot down and show some backbone by standing with your fellow Texans instead of running from the real issues?"
  10. Someone tell Elko that's not how the roller coaster works.
  11. I don't care about sexy. She'll have all weekend to get wet.
  12. Hmm, interesting. But even if I go a whole night without numbness, I still need to switch sides a few times a night, and it seems like it would be a hassle to get in and out of that.
  13. I faintly remember the Loree stuff, and just generally recall that she became insufferable, and that she suspended me for making a satirical "that's racist" response to a post (where even the poster PM'd me and said he knew it was a joke). Not long after I got a warning for daring to be critical of Mack during his FYPM 2013 tour, and permanently left that shitshow for Shaggy, where I had only lurked since about 2008.
  14. Which part of the Bible talks about going to class? I mean, the disciples left everything to follow Jesus. Talk about skipping school.
  15. We can sense the tears streaming down your face as you typed this reply.
  16. I've become a side sleeper in middle age (I'm 49), and over the past year I've found that on more than a few nights I'll wake frequently because the arm on which I'm sleeping will have fallen asleep; it's not particular to any side, and I don't notice any discomfort during the day. I work out about 4 days a week with weights, and I try not to overdo it and focus on form and not weight, so I haven't had any shoulder injuries or serious pain. But I wonder if aggravation of the AC joint is just a product of getting older. I stretch before and after my upper body workouts, but maybe I need to do more or something that specifically targets the AC joint.
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