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  1. At this point I’m ready to lie, cheat, steal, throw billions of dollars around and go Full Switzer. DO IT.
  2. Sonofabitch. January 5. Smells like gunpowder and celery.
  3. I watched McCona???? Wear a ridiculous but awesome orange suit, a win against fuckou, and then...then watched our players do a lazy dopey don’t-give-a-shit/halfassed horns up/horns wherever/whatever Eyes of Texas/ Fuckitwhateverdog. It was then that I knew Shaka should be done. Fuck that POS.
  4. You can’t judge a coach if you don’t give him at least 12 years. He’s just laying the groundwork, building an identity, figuring out how to rent a scooter.
  5. Texas knows ou better than anyone in the country. On top of that Texas KNOWS they can beat them. Bring that shit to us. This is the opportunity to smash those little rat fuckers like they’ve never been done before. A double beat-down by Texas would crush what little semblance of a soul they have.
  6. I am impressed. A damned good regular season. Well done. Now play for championships and bowl goodie bags. Boys have earned it this year. Frickin finally.
  7. So. We got the greatest DB class in history, have a mastermind DC, and get the falling Mountaineers at home. And take the splooge to the face. Fuck you losers. We still suck.
  8. EtOH

    6-1

    Shane has the ability to beat any team left on our schedule. Sam just has more probability to do it. I’m cool with both, but I’ll pitch in $20 for Sam’s acupuncture on his McCoy Shoulder.
  9. EtOH

    6-1

    Backup QB derps his team to bowl eligible? I’ll accept that. Fuckin HookEm.
  10. Can you imagine Coach Potato recruiting Vandy-eligible athletes?
  11. Is it illegal to put stickum on the helmet? I know about hands but Tulsa DBs always tried to block the pass with the back of the helmet. Innovation????
  12. Oh, we had a few “skin of our ass/miraculous comebacks” against 1-4 teams. Lost our share too.
  13. No no. That’s the kicker. Mack stinking Brown is living large while the stoops family will be cleaning toilets in a trailer park. Karma has a mean streak and it’s not even handed. It’s worse for sooner bitches.
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