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Chooky

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  1. It'd be a humorous start to the season, especially if it was because their O-line got wrecked by a bunch of guys named Tanner.
  2. Well, I guess if Bama feels jicky about his first year, they have leverage for cause lingering around.
  3. Ah. You were supposed to race someone? Murphy seems like a good dude and had a good record as a starter here even if he wasn't perfect in those games. I was pretty frustrated during the K State game, but not just at Murphy. As far as the recruiting board goes, it seems like people who like to posture over having insider info or exclusive access when they really don't get revealed pretty quick in that forum by the people who do. I don't know. I don't need to be informed about the sperm thing.
  4. I want you to explain this post just so I can see if it's you or if I have CTE.
  5. The worst thing I've seen said about Murphy in the last week was that highlight video.
  6. I was leaning toward more of a bull mess vibe, but I'm open to your bull junk designation. Cormani might or might not be an unusually aloof kid or maybe even an asshole. Either way, it won't matter while deion's media boys wipe their feet on his name for two weeks straight. The deion dick riding YouTube brigade will savage this kid for the quick clicks. The only thing he can do is get in a program and start busting his ass on day one.
  7. A racially diverse group of cunts. I'd prefer to focus on the "cunts" part. They all have hair that might be considered handlebars in incarceration. Hopefully they'll have to find their mental happy place while they're gripping both sides of the stainless steel toilet and biting on a towel. They'll miss the good old Goon days when a real goon begins to rigorously enter their goon holes. I don't advocate for prison rape, but ... eh, fuck these guys. Savagely.
  8. I hope it really goes well for him. There was a moment last year where I selfishly hoped he would stay for more qb depth on this roster. Those concerns were put to rest Saturday.
  9. Because penis. That's why it's funny.
  10. https://youtu.be/olkIlgpPWoU?feature=shared
  11. Lighting yourself on fire rarely pays off. Even if you prompt some policy change, you're not gonna feel the reward. You're gonna feel other stuff, mainly the fire and the burnt flesh and the dying.
  12. Ad hoc rescue. I like it. I don't genuinely like it. I like it rhetorically.
  13. His point is that he doesn't really need to recruit high school kids because he can fill a roster with starters through the portal. His other point is that when he loses players in the portal everyone needs to understand that there aren't starters in the portal. They're all backups. Not needed. Why else would they be leaving? If they're incoming, he's killing it and getting better players. If they're outgoing, they weren't starters and they aren't missing anything. If you don't understand Prime logic, Prime logic will stand over you ... or some other weird, transitive shit that he likes to say.
  14. I'm not a conflagration specialist, but I bet being on fire hurts.
  15. All 400 pounds of Payton Kirkland are visiting CU today. Bull mess abounds. Abundant levels of bull junk.
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