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Bookman

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  1. I still can't believe that an entire generation of Americans, who grew up when you could live a great life in America with a shit job and a shit education, overwhelmingly voted for a six-time bankrupt failed businessman to become President.
  2. Trump really did end up getting a lot of criminals off the streets.
  3. In Texas, if a delivery driver shoots your dog, do you have a legal right to shoot the delivery driver to protect your property?
  4. Do Trump supporters like it when he shows his bleeding vagina?
  5. Trump needs to play a lot of golf. His swing requires a lot of perfect timing, and he will lose his swing quickly if he doesn't play often.
  6. Seriously, how did a fat fucking corrupt failed-businessman get elected President of the United States? He should file for bankruptcy again. His numbers would go way up. Americans fucking love losers.
  7. Why do you hate freedom?
  8. Saw it last night. Loved it. Will watch again.
  9. My father said this weekend that the snow in California is proof that climate change is a hoax.
  10. Yeah I don't think he was bluffing, but 888 is about the best hand I ever have there. Maybe I need to play more T-9 UTG.
  11. Sorry, that should say "HJ/CO." I really don't remember what position he was in.
  12. You sit down at a card house playing $1/$2 NLH. Full table. You don't know anyone. Effective stack is $300. You are UTG literal first hand, and are dealt 8-8. You raise to $8, and HJ, CO, Button, and BB call. $33 in pot. Flop is 8-4-6 rainbow. You bet $20 targeting all kinds of shit. Button and BB call. $93 pot. Turn is 7, bringing in a spade draw. Check or bet? I checked and it checked through. River is King of clubs, so the board reads 8-4-6-7-K, rainbow. BB checks to you. What size are you value betting here? Are you ever bet/folding? Is the button ever checking a straight on the turn with that spade draw? I value bet $45 and the button jams for $227 more. I fold and he doesn't show.
  13. I couldn't watch. It was too cringey.
  14. Does the set of all retarded things on surlyhorns contain itself?
  15. Awhile back I used the area of the Mandelbrot Set, to the power of e, to solve the Riemann Hypothesis, and in the process discovered that the universe is actually made up of tiny, vibrating springs. I call it "Spring Theory." There are no singularities. Free will is an illusion. OU sucks.
  16. It seems so easy to quit, months after the fact.
  17. 8 years tobacco free. 1.65 years nicotine free. I gained 30 pounds after quitting nicotine gum but I’ve since lost all of it. Fuck tobacco. Fuck Copenhagen.
  18. Don't know where to put this, but I've been completely off of Twitter for about three months now, and to be honest I had forgotten about it until yesterday.
  19. I don't really care about left of center or right of center. I just don't want to see another retarded fat fucking six-time bankrupt failed businessman elected President of the United States. Fucking morons like fattie gave Trump power and I will never understand it. A lot of these people call themselves Christians too. What gets me is how they think he's some kind alpha male. If Trump is an alpha male to you then you need to take a long look in a mirror, and maybe try turning on the lights or something.
  20. Just get you some tasty waves, and a cool buzz, and you'll be fine.
  21. I can't wait until this motherfucker dies.
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