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Thetexashammer

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  1. I am thinking I might place a big bet against them vs. Notre Dame.
  2. Approximately $16 billion is actually going to the Ukranians. Most of it is DIB spending. It's a normal bill, loaded up with pork. House Approves Long-Stalled Ukraine Aid Over Angry GOP Objections - WSJ
  3. Season GP Passing Rushing Cmp Att Pct Yds TD Int QBR Att Yds Avg TD 2020 10 194 322 60 2566 26 5 150.7 113 377 3.3 8 Passer rating his senior year was 150. Michael Penix's rating this year was 157. Quinn was 159. He was pure ass as a freshman. He threw a completely fucked up INT to cost us a game late in the year. CTJ took to calling him I Am Sam and other nicknames. We argued a lot about whether he would be good, I said he would be. After the Gilbert/Case/Tyrone era, he was our first decent QB in maybe a decade and it was glorious.
  4. The very definition of a Palestinian is refugee status. That is the sine qua non of their being. It is pretty normal to resettle refugees.
  5. Jesus dude how old are you?
  6. None. Lots of money going to stand up our industrial base for support in a large scale combat operation in the INDOPAC. Nothing to stop the slow bleed for the good guys.
  7. This post should not go unappreciated. That car really floats my boat. I really think I may do a restoration of a Sunbeam Alpine to match what Grace Kelly drove in To Catch A Thief.
  8. Worst case Quinn is gonna get hurt. Then we will have a real controversy. Arch isn't sitting for two years.
  9. QB controversy? Fozzy just said "he needs a package".
  10. Incorrect. That is a very high quality selction. I've had most of those. I could buy that Talisker in Poland for around $25, it was my go to. The Balvenie is fantastic, as is the Dalmore.
  11. OK I have a story to tell. It is time to come clean. This is a from a few years ago, but I am only now beginning to heal the emotional scars. So I do a loop around Dallas on my bike. It's maybe 40 miles. I am on a road bike, Spandexed out, I have to take some actual surface streets in addition to bike paths, including Hillcrest north of Highway 12. I go through White Rock Lake, down to the AAC, and then up the Katy Trail and past SMU. The last bit is the relevant part. Highland park is residential, mostly. So I am going north on Hillcrest past SMU, having a grand old time. Feeling great. And I feel and hear The Gurgle. Pressure. I know there are only private homes. Rich people who do NOT want to talk to me. My gut told me I was fighting a lost cause. Fecal urgency soon turned into a lack of fecal urgency. And that's when I discovered how lucky I was. Now the key here is my outfit. I have boxer briefs, of the polyester variety. On top of that, spandex. Two layers. It formed a container of sorts. If you can imagine. Biker shorts are tight on the legs, so the don't slide while riding. All black, so I'm good there. After proceeding a bit, I was confident that I was watertight. Had to be at least a liter of fluid like substance back there. This of course created a small difficulty, in that there is a seat on the bike. I could not imagine that squishy feeling of sitting on it. Worried I might lose containment, I refused to sit , I stood on the pedals the whole way home. Like the rape scene in 300, I did not enjoy it, and it was not over quickly. I had like five miles to go with a couple major intersections. The piece de resistance of the entire glorious event was the shower scene. You really haven't lived until you enter a room with a liter of poop in your undies. After rushing past others so they would hopefully not find out what happened (I did not make eye contact), I walked fully clothed into the shower. It was fairly emotional. I do not like poop, it makes me dry heave. But there was waffle stomping that day, believe me. It was like something out of The Shining. The shower was of the straight down sort, so the pieces got all spread out and I had to really focus on getting all the stray bits. There wasn't merely a crime, there was also the coverup. Something like that really changes your perspective on things. I have other stories that shall not be told.
  12. Colorado has lost 16 players to the portal in this part of the cycle alone.
  13. Applebee's ain't the greatest restaurant in the world but if my waiter acted like you I'd fucking slap them upside their head.
  14. Even if you are correct, this is totally unprofessional.
  15. I'm tapping out bro. You are a nightmare. You know some human beings are pleasant to deal with and can hold a conversation without being offensive. You are not that. I think if you understood your customer acquisition model you would have said it. I think if you had a rational basis for excluding 50% of your potential customers, you would have said it.
  16. Hitler was a vegetarian. I am not saying that all vegetarians love Hitler. I am merely saying they want EXACTLY the same things, and boy that is a really weird coincidence wink wink. The "D" is TDS stands for deranged.
  17. I've already described the value proposition that this website offers. Well, it did in the past. Your understanding of that value proposition is different it appears.
  18. You don't understand your business model at all. Good luck.
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