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Kennythetiger

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  1. Same things mine told me. She said that I didn’t have to look so disappointed though.
  2. How do you get paid in hot dogs, and are they still hiring?
  3. That’s actually pretty cool. Sounds like a good project for him.
  4. Hopefully he said it with the same accent that they use in Last of the Mohicans.
  5. My dad calls sawed-off shotguns “South Kansas City street sweepers”. That’s all I‘ve got.
  6. This hot weather has everyone surly.
  7. You’re telling me that the guy who fumbled and dropped the third tablet of commandments was responsible enough to write for the Bible? Pffft.
  8. I’m turning into an old, but I find Jerry Clower to be hilarious. He’s my favorite comedian. The only class I remember him punching down was his own family- maybe that’s why I enjoyed him so much….
  9. 5% of the jokes about your mom are funny. Most are not. 5% of the jokes about armybrat’s age are funny, especially if he makes them. Most are not. Neither one of you guys seem to give a shit.
  10. Watch out for your cornhole, Bud.
  11. Why is your shit in Baylor colors.
  12. Yeah, I wasn’t trying to discourage you at all- that is just a quote that I think about a lot from a podcast.
  13. “I can’t say that I’ll never drink again. What I CAN say is that I’m pretty sure… that I’m not going to drink for the rest of today.” -Hullabelew’s friend
  14. Careful what/who you’re calling “old”, son.
  15. I used to loathe self-checkout. I would fuck something up every. Time. Now I’ve figured out that when I use it, I can bag my groceries the way that I want to.
  16. If this is what he’s teaching the youth of America, that’s ok with me.
  17. Your mistake- if you played The Office instead, she’d be walking around yelling “That’s what she said!”
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