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  1. 1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

    The closest I’ve been to a fistfight in court was between my two clients. The husband was legit injured, and his wife had a consortium claim as well. They were both avid bowlers involved in leagues together and that was a big part of their lives.

    We wondered why the Ds would not settle as we went to trial.   The wife was crossed and said she gave up interest in bowling once her husband could not participate. Then we all had to sit back and make popcorn and watch Defendant’s surveillance videos (made from behind the pins in the lane), showing the wife using an alias and bowling with another man.  She was banging him too, but I think the bowling part was the breach of trust.  

    What’s the video ended he stood up to go at her, and I had to restrain him.

    Narrator: this was not a plaintiff payday

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    Were you able to hammer out a joint custody agreement for the pomeranian?

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  2. Tonight she asked if she could drink “one of [my] cokes”
    It must be subconscious and reflexive to have to ask that.
    I reminded her that for the 50th time, she doesnt have to ask. Theres 12 more in the pantry, and we have 3 grocery stores across the street.  There is no such thing as “my coke”. 

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    Sure Elliot- whatever you say.
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  3. I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 
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    “We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

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    The only endorsement you need my brother in Christ.

    Thar will come a payday, what a payday - hallelujah!
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  4. 25 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

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    Is this allowed under NY rules of civil procedure? A party who refuses to testify (for good reason, knowing that he would have his ass handed to him on cross examination), can deliver closing arguments? Even though he's not a licensed attorney admitted to practice in NY, and is represented by counsel instead of pro se?

    Seems like another manufactured grievance for him to whine about. "I had the greatest closing argument in the history of NY jurisprudence, many people said it was even better than those of Jackie Chiles and Vincent de la Guardia Gambini. But that radical, leftist, marxist, Trump hating judge denied me my 1st Amendment rights, and wouldn't allow me to speak."

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  5. Like, do you just kill yourself after this one? For the rest of her life, she will never go an entire hour without recalling in horror those people's faces as they ran through the aisle to distance themselves from her.

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    Escucha me? Yo estoy muy embarazada. Lo siento.
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  6. 1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

    The Mariners guaranteed that they’ll be swept by the Mets this weekend . Very reminiscent of the Texans’ letterman jacket debacle. 

     

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    watch out y'all... Servais  Gator needs some walking around money. 

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  7. You know if you’d have told me twenty years ago that I’d see children sitting in our Texas pews with green hair and skinny puppy t-shirts, I just flat-out wouldn’t have believed you.

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