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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:
The closest I’ve been to a fistfight in court was between my two clients. The husband was legit injured, and his wife had a consortium claim as well. They were both avid bowlers involved in leagues together and that was a big part of their lives.
We wondered why the Ds would not settle as we went to trial. The wife was crossed and said she gave up interest in bowling once her husband could not participate. Then we all had to sit back and make popcorn and watch Defendant’s surveillance videos (made from behind the pins in the lane), showing the wife using an alias and bowling with another man. She was banging him too, but I think the bowling part was the breach of trust.
What’s the video ended he stood up to go at her, and I had to restrain him.
Narrator: this was not a plaintiff payday
Were you able to hammer out a joint custody agreement for the pomeranian?
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Is there another way that Abbott can dance?
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. . . the suicidal caribou herd, the one-eyed polar bear, Twist and Shout, the oranges . . .
I was truly disappointed that the polar bear didn’t maul them while they were sitting around the campfire in that open warehouse.
Actually feeling a bit apoplectic about it.- 1
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My subpoenas
Walk through courtroom doors,
And roam all over mar-a-lago floors,
I stepped on stage, while J6 raged,
All the magats gave, and the rubes got played.- 3
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what time is Engoran supposed to drop that lump of coal in Trump's stocking? Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth commence.
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I'm curious when the forensics expert sent up from Anchorage arrives and who it might be.
Hoping it’s mooseoutfront with his shit stick to start slapping some fools upside the head.- 1
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Tonight she asked if she could drink “one of [my] cokes”
It must be subconscious and reflexive to have to ask that.
I reminded her that for the 50th time, she doesnt have to ask. Theres 12 more in the pantry, and we have 3 grocery stores across the street. There is no such thing as “my coke”.
Sure Elliot- whatever you say.- 1
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Wrong....my BIL on the El Segundo force is voting Biden
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You guys are being outrageous. Stop. This is why people think CR is toxic. You are being toxic to me by simply telling you to leave it and move on, I read the last 3 pages and it consisted of mainly a dogpile on a single poster. Cut it the fuck out.
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I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven. And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady. We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son.
“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”
The only endorsement you need my brother in Christ.
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25 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
Is this allowed under NY rules of civil procedure? A party who refuses to testify (for good reason, knowing that he would have his ass handed to him on cross examination), can deliver closing arguments? Even though he's not a licensed attorney admitted to practice in NY, and is represented by counsel instead of pro se?
Seems like another manufactured grievance for him to whine about. "I had the greatest closing argument in the history of NY jurisprudence, many people said it was even better than those of Jackie Chiles and Vincent de la Guardia Gambini. But that radical, leftist, marxist, Trump hating judge denied me my 1st Amendment rights, and wouldn't allow me to speak."
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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
What a hypocritical asshole. The company you keep can indeed say quite a bit about a person, Mack.
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3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:Nothing to see here, just cosplay soldiers in some sort of Great Pumpkin ritual. Lord knows what they do to that pumpkin afterwards
2 hours ago, Kdub said:Giving me Charlottesville vibes
The ewes will not replace us! Whoop!
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Like, do you just kill yourself after this one? For the rest of her life, she will never go an entire hour without recalling in horror those people's faces as they ran through the aisle to distance themselves from her.
Escucha me? Yo estoy muy embarazada. Lo siento.- 1
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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:
The Mariners guaranteed that they’ll be swept by the Mets this weekend . Very reminiscent of the Texans’ letterman jacket debacle.
watch out y'all...
ServaisGator needs some walking around money.- 1
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Imagine how hard you would laugh if that guy walked up to you dressed like that. No way I'd be able to contain it.
Seriously, I would die laughing the instant I saw him.- 1
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I think it's Quiche.
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Green and Red, I was being festive, more than 20 years ago, Florida.
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You know if you’d have told me twenty years ago that I’d see children sitting in our Texas pews with green hair and skinny puppy t-shirts, I just flat-out wouldn’t have believed you.
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Rick Perry is available and ready to step in and keep collie station normal.
PropagandaJournalism department head should be Herr Zwerneman or Herr Bock.
Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?
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