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Celery Man

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  1. Welp I finally got bit by what I thought was the brilliant idea of promising my wife a forever discontinued product she desperately wanted. However I think I found a way to break even financially.
  2. there's no fucking way I'd encourage my daughter to go to school in Texas, and frankly I'm already thinking a bit about Chicago and Minneapolis if NC goes any further down the hole. If the job market was different I'd probably be a bit more serious about that.
  3. Ok so branded cock rings but with vanity sizing
  4. I always assumed Frank was named after the German word for pancho.
  5. This gives me an idea to bring in the younger crowd - a surly branded trash can that can hold a keg, which you use at a surly tailgate where we serve alcohol to minors
  6. you should print up some cheap panchos with some ridiculous logo and give them out before a game that threatens rain large enough and simply legible enough to hopefully get picked up by tv cameras maybe sneak oklahoma eating a dick in there somehow, I dunno
  7. this is like that, but you've got a guy that throws increasingly heavier tennis balls into the machine as the baby continues to cry
  8. I was trying to remember how expensive this thing was and so I looked it up - like 1600, worth it. Curious how much I get for it after we move kid 2 to the crib and a disconnect my balls.
  9. The thread is slow, I’ve already posted too many j45 pictures, but the j45 fucks so here is a video comparing the standard and the custom Mine’s a custom but honestly I think I’d take the standard out of the two.
  10. He’s actually doing pretty well overall, he’s just going through a growth thing or has a stomach bug or something. This is not an atypical night, although often he needs to be resettled at about 3.
  11. It’s crazy how bad Madden is in all forms. I’ll not weigh in on steam deck because i haven’t fucked with it, but I’m skeptical that it is simple and easy. I mean, I’m sure it’s not rocket science, I’m sure anybody could get it set up and working, I could be totally wrong and it’s no more complicated than plugging in a console and waiting for your game to download. Actually i kinda want one now that I think about it. But it’s also totally legitimate to just want an almost entirely straightforward experience as a casual gamer. We have both consoles and i use the Xbox much more, but that may be influenced by spending much more time on the 360 during that era.
  12. Celery Man

    LBGTQ

    walking in a circle around our kitchen wearing a 3 month old and I just saw that a friend lost his teenage daughter to suicide, I can’t even fathom
  13. There are a million different ways you could slice a question like that, and whichever you use that leads you to “The Beatles” is fine.
  14. This is what I use for straps on acoustics without a button- sweetwater link
  15. Whichever grandkid is sending this guy out with this script to make TikTok ads is a legend
  16. I guess I should have checked but she was pretty confident that last night was daylight savings.
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