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Dnaguy

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  1. Heat pumps? Man, my house burns Natural Gas like a red-blooded American. Heat pumps are for commies and europeans.
  2. Why didn’t she put it on 80 so that the house will get hotter faster. /DNAgal
  3. Really not just fascism… but more broadly authoritarianism. Mao or Stalin were also guilty of having people in their good graces who executed their policies…. Until they weren’t or those policies became a liability. Then they went from executing to being executed. Rinse and repeat until the guy on top dies… But that’s when the fun really starts.
  4. Looks like the expanded CFP contract is final. Some take aways B1G and SEC schools get 21 mil ACC schools 13 Big12 gets 12 per Notre Dame 12 1.3 BIL total / year AND that’s prorated up if playoffs expanded from 12 to 14. Also interesting that ESPN can subcontract out some of the playoff games to NBC / CBS / Fox too. I wonder if that’s going to happen. Oh and the championship games is moving to ABC https://theathletic.com/5354221/2024/03/19/espn-college-football-playoff-tv-contract/
  5. Would that then make it like a OuroborosIan Dildo of Consequences or is this some kind of inception-style Dildo of consequence within an dildo of consequence?
  6. Plot twist: After it was over and after the congratulatory trip to the bar, everyone woke up in their hotel room bathtubs and their kidneys had been removed! The organ harvesters playing chess while we playin checkers.
  7. Media is (are?) a reflection of the society in which it operates in. Therefore, the current withered state of true journalism and the rise of the veneer of news and existence like Facebooks / instas / TikToks is because we are ‘happier’ as batteries for the Matrix / simulation than active participants of our own reality with agency because it’s hard. People who want the agency can therefore exploit this fact and consolidate power and wealth while the dumb dumbs exist in their delusional state. The huge spike in mental health issues is something of an immune response of the mind / soul to the fake reality and existence we’ve come to live. Our body or mind or soul cannot subsist on the current state of things much like our bodies cannot subsist on exclusively snickers, skittles, and lucky charms alone. Our cravings seem to be at odds with our overall true health. What were we talking about again?
  8. No one: This Supreme Court: what if every one of our decisions is Dred Scott. Let’s do that.
  9. All right, All right, All right.
  10. You'd fuck Trump AND Cassidy?
  11. Maybe we should put the whole basket of deplorable in a river … but unlike Moses, make sure there’s a waterfall close by.
  12. Are you 'convicted' you'll win? Way to proofread ABC news. Sheesh.
  13. This. A curvy woman with a bush does not a MILF make. The whole idea of a MILF needs a 2024 reboot anyway. A woman in her late 30's or in her 40's would have come of age when pubic hair was not in vogue and younger girls sport bushes now. #Facts
  14. From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.
  15. Of all the shit that’s taken hold in porn, fucking your step mom / dad / sister thing is really something that I can’t understand. And now girls are ok with butt stuff and just walkin’ around with blu tooth led butt plugs all Willy nilly?! What happened to the good ole days? Casting couches, public pick ups, bang (insert mode of transportation), camel toes, one cup with various numbers of girls, glory holes, pee tapes, gang bangs, porn parities, and maybe some midgets stuff. It’s these things that built the internet we know and loved. I can’t say that I like where we’re headed…. Outside of the chicks and the WiFi butt plugs that play the theme from Batman. I don’t want potnhub to be blocked but…
  16. This shit is peak Surly. Bravo sir. I only regret that I have but only one rep to give. - Winston Churchill -DNAguy
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