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Ten Bears

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  1. 40 below Fahrenheit or Celsius?
  2. I caught a Tom Petty coverband, The Damn Torpedoes, at 3Ten the other night and they were fucking awesome. Way cooler than I expected. Basically one long drunken sing-a-long. That's all I got.
  3. I think Kris has stated that that didn't happen.
  4. My loon of an adopted sister tracked down her birth mother's phone number and address and promptly called her up only to have the first person to answer the phone say "Someone says you are their mom," and then the mom gets on the phone and loudly denies having my sister. Fun times. I had told her to just mail her mom and see if she wants to call on her own time but reason and patience are not her strengths. Wild assed conspiracy theories are though.
  5. Also, Bolton said he didn't know Great Britain had nukes.
  6. Do they really eat chili with biscuits or were they just symbolic as mentioned above?
  7. What, you ain't had barkacoa?
  8. Nice try. I think we all know who the "obvious culprit" is.
  9. I can't get past the creepy shit he was texting that 14(?) year old girl. I haven't listened to him in years despite being one of my favorites.
  10. Halloween '81 Cotton Bowl. I was a high school freshman and asked my dad if I could go see The Rolling Stones. He said "I have some stones you can roll," and made me pick up rocks out of the fields all weekend. He liked to recall that story until I shut him up by telling I told him that at that point I just quit asking and started going to concerts without permission.
  11. Long ass time. I want to say close to 50 years now.
  12. My friends sister was raped and murdered in a Fort Worth apartment. The killer was smart enough to put her in the bathtub and turn on the hot shower so that the steam removed any evidence and fingerprints. Since it was an apartment the hot water never ran out which made a mess of the corpse.
  13. I was working with an Alaska pipeline welder that said they had these deep casings in the ground that they would drop O2 tanks, valve first, into and they would shoot out like a rocket. Wasn't sure I believed him until that video.
  14. After 2 or 3 virgins I think I am trading in all the rest for a couple of sex crazed divorcees.
  15. I fail to see the problem.
  16. As seen by my kid in the wilds of Austin yesterday. Her comment: "Of course he parks like an asshole."
  17. Ten Bears

    Tinnitus

    How many of you with tinnitus have hearing aids? I hardly notice it when I am wearing mine.
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