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Jimbob

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  1. Who is Ed Hardy, is he Frank and Joes slow cousin from aunt Gertrude? Yeah I’m fucking old and I think the kids who wore parachute pants are probably still assholes, lawyers or both. that ought to break the side to side eye gif around these parts.
  2. That cost one O&G exec Dad in Dallas a lot of money to get the venue moved to Brazos County, home of “Boys will be boys”. Just when you start to think they are just a bunch of weirdos they go full B1G. Even in this modern day there’s places in Appalachia and some Texas ranches so big someone could wander off and never be seen again.
  3. Nah, weird and annoying? Sure. but I have a few aggie friends. don’t have any meth smoking trailer park trash friends, not even my brothers in-laws. Land thieves can all fuck right off.
  4. Similar case as a kid, but it was the frozen bag of peas, carrots and corn. i can do raw carrots and corn on the cob, but peas can fuck right off along with Mexican food restaurants who mix that shit in their rice. Don’t bring me into this, the pet cemetery in the back section has a dozen dogs and no scoreboard. They never gave a shit about football, just chasing cats, coyotes and cattle. And they’re dead.
  5. He’s losing his team now because they are tired of him creeping around the showers naked popping towels and trying to wrestle. Penn St probably makes sense, North East roots, spent a year a Philly, used to losing to Michigan, likes little kids Pretty sold fit really
  6. Glad we’re stormtroopers, but shouldn’t we be home team as #1… or our choice unis?
  7. Nah, if Bama beats UGA then UT will have the best win to that point in the season, or possibly UW if Oregon wins and stays ahead of Bama. Because Bama will be ranked higher than UGA, and rightly so. End of season rankings are far, far more accurate than anything else, otherwise you would have to give App St credit for beating #6 Aggie last year who was actually a 5-7 team. Similarly, if Bama loses it’s disingenuous to proclaim we beat the #3 team in the country after all the games have been played. Right now our best win is against #8, subject to change based upon this weekends results. TLDR, pre-season rankings are stupid, the more data the more accurate the rankings.
  8. SEC really needs to just annex FSU already, this is what the playoffs are going to look like going forward, SEC vs B1G. top 12 is 6 SEC, 5 B1G and 1 ACC and the outcomes this weekend won’t change that.
  9. Is Petrino going back to Arky to drop Pittman off in the alzarla and get back the HC job in 2025? man I love college football
  10. We pretend they are good because the narrative of SEC dominance started rolling when they won 7 in a row after our 2005 win. in the ensuing 17 seasons SEC has had 19 representatives, at least 1 rep in 16 of 17, and they have won 13 of the 17. they have been top heavy for sure, and an SEC bias has led to 2 teams in the finals 3 times, but they still have to go win the games and 5 different teams have done so. ACC has 3 wins and B1G has 1. That’s it. if anything I would say B1G has been the biggest underachiever based on 1 team going 1/4 with no other contenders while getting hyped up and making more money than the others.
  11. All the talking heads opinion that the B12 is the worst conference while the PAC is the 3rd or possibly 2nd best conference this year is certainly a take. Just about everyone I’ve heard on radio and TV are saying UO/UW is a play-in game. PAC is the pyrite conference skating by on early OOC games that were fools gold. Best OOC win, UO over Tech by 8? And fuck giving teams credit for ranked wins based on where they were ranked… I get giving a team a loss lowers their ranking, but App St did not beat the #6 team last year.
  12. Why bother with the early big matchups OOC, we will just play them in the playoffs. Basically any marquee opponents will either be SEC or B1G, ACC teams don’t move the needle and B12 can go fuck their own faces.
  13. 10M/7yr guaranteed, 7M/10yr guaranteed… Crawfish-crawdad, Jimbo laid out the blueprint
  14. so you’re telling me you or anyone else wouldn’t leave $9M guaranteed to make half as much, BUT you have the chance to DOUBLE your salary if you hit all the benchmarks in a heavily incentivized contract? you have got to be a Tsipper or just plain bad at math.
  15. They are Aggies. Would have been a lot cheaper to fire him for cause saving $70M. My service isn’t cheap but this one would have been a layup. Basics would involve a kilo of good cocaine, a washed up UF tennis player and the B/CS police department. Easy peasy
  16. Can’t one of you attorneys decipher this for the 3 of us on surly who aren’t lawyers? Seems like a lot of DUI and public defender types around here, bound to be a contract lawyer or 10 who are used to reading bullshit and making sense of it.
  17. Suck it Campbell you pussy. i will fight you
  18. “Maybe in 2023 by itself. A one year window. A&M has been better since 2010 by most any metric - wins, conference wins, bowl wins, etc. Nobody was tooting our horn when we were on top in a one year window, but as soon as they get one to go their way, they are great and we are clearly behind - becomes the narrative.“ can one of you autistic degenerates check his math on this? I’m pretty sure this is how they talk shit into existence and poof, a new tradition is born.
  19. Don’t sleep on this. a week ago they had a good part of the buyout committed but we’re looking for the rest. don’t negotiate Jimbo, burn that mother fucker to the ground if they try. Good luck little cuck
  20. Go ahead and throw a match of that stupid all gas ibullshit
  21. Anyone else catch that wave of deja vu? 20 point lead heading into the 4th…
  22. The holding against Sweat is outstanding
  23. I can’t wait to never play these Shitbags again. Ever.
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