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Grade of D as in David

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  1. I saw what looked like someone wading in the water down by Rainey late one Saturday night a few months ago. Turns out it was Nicole drowning another victim.
  2. They only take the cream of the bottom of the barrel.
  3. Oh shit, McCarthy hammering the Hitler/Putin comparison. And there it is, it's bidens fault Putin invaded in 2022
  4. I'm high as shit, but what's in his left hand. I'm getting some Budd Dwyer vibes.
  5. Oh Jesus the cart tire tracks on the greens at congressional. Prayers for their greens keeper.
  6. Lol you mother fuckers must love you some subway sandwiches
  7. Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it
  8. Talk about being born on third base and thinking you hit a triple.
  9. Y'all need to give Matt a break on this suit. He clearly spent the previous night at Nestor's and had to borrow clothes the next morning because they decided on a round 2 before heading out instead of going home to shower and change.
  10. Please tell me it was bulb end first and y'all did this
  11. Don't worry, grumpyhorns.com will be waiting for you with open arms if imma loses the site to Elon or a daiquiri salesman
  12. Wait, there's going to be an EA Sports golf tour? Holy, shit y'all are in some fucking trouble.
  13. Man, I've had to pay upfront with every good whore I've been with.
  14. Xanders dad bitching about them not being paid, suggests that the winners get 2 million and the losers, nothing. Guess what Xander still isn't getting paid, because he and the rest of the US squad are softer that Charmin.
  15. You run the annexation of Puerto Rico to the other side of the field.
  16. I thought it was the only fans logo
  17. I've got an idea for doomlets Halloween costume this year
  18. Lol doinked the fg, never change jets
  19. Good point even Michael Jordan couldn't make 45 work.
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