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Waterface

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  1. This fucking guy has a good arm for deep throws, but has vapid awareness, poor mechanics, questionable accuracy on mid/tier throws, and an inability to deal with any semblance of pressure. In short, he is a bad quarterback.
  2. Brent Venables is the kind of guy who struggles with his consience before finally deciding to go to a gloryhole with the intention of sucking anonymous cock, only to proceed to stare at the wall while multiple cocks impatiently cycle out of the gloryhole for over an hour while he gently rubs his balls over his jeans and and silently cries
  3. Cathartic, life-affirming, admired by Proust. Somebody post the screenshot/gif for fucks sake.
  4. Given that Sark was hired at Texas after demonstrating exceptional talent as a playcalling OC at Alabama, it is fair to assume (without primary evidence from the hiring process) that his ability to coordinate an offense and call plays may have, in fact, been his greatest selling point. Especially considering that his track record as a HC and program manager outside of playcalling prior to Texas was not exceptional. So it does seem odd that his greatest past strength would be his greatest present weakness here. But every situation is different, alcohol is a helluva drug, etc.
  5. So the cake may not be baked… but it better taste good.
  6. But if they really like it, are they really being made to?
  7. Chip Brown's only redeeming value is his grotesque face blankly horror-smiling with his mouth open while others talk on a podcast. It's so fucking strange, yet hilarious to watch.
  8. The rare Texas fan who tunes in to the games only for controversial reviews
  9. Gilmore: In modern football, it always makes sense to go for it on 4th down inside the 50 *5 minutes later* Gilmore: Wouldn't it make more sense for Tech to kick the FG and not go for it on 4th and Goal?
  10. Respect for playing with a gimpy ankle, I guess, but motherfuck he is a terrible and (other than the Alabama game) infectiously deflating QB.
  11. Uhhh, can you explain why you passionately hate a small, unpretentious university nestled in a remote, relatively charming and rugged Eastern U.S. mountain town? Seems like an odd target for hate.
  12. Indeed. We look fucking horrible at QB, OL, kicking game, and all things Defense. Quim!
  13. Cool, cool. But fuck this pastel jibber jabber. Where mines (fabricated) reports of young OL demonstrating they cherubic flower for 10 SEP?
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