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Classic Rock

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  1. Couple of days ago: Wife - "When we are in Vegas, lets go to that Red Bar. I think it is owned by that singer Skelton" Me: Very confused look "Are you talking about a Blake Shelton Bar or a Red Skelton Bar? Honestly, I'd be interested in a Red Skelton Bar, no doubt" Wife: "Blake Shelton" Me - "Damn it!"
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    PCP, Phencyclidine, Angel Dust? You seen what that stuff does to kids? You are looking at 3-5 mandatory, Louis.
  3. Looks like I'll be headed to 1970 Frankfurt Germany for the Black Sabbath concert. These Germans don't seem to be appreciating the greatness before them.
  4. Went through this same scenario, only to find out my wife was allergic to the hormone pills. Found some relief with some hot flash drug and some over the counter stuff. Sleeping is the main issue.
  5. What did we expect from a bunch of Frank Burns types with a few Colonel Flaggs thrown in.
  6. I noticed that the SkyCam broadcast from ESPN will sometimes just have the stadium announcer and stadium sound for the audio. Then at commercial breaks, the camera just floats around waiting for the game to restart. Its really nice, no play by play, and no commercials. Beautiful.
  7. The older I get, the more Old People things I acquire: 7 day pill container, one of those stools with the light blue seat, 2 different brands of crutches, 1 knee scooter, non-slip bath mat, readers stashed in every room, and a couple of eye masks for sleeping.
  8. The Last American Virgin is an underrated coming of age movie for Gen Xers. Pretty good sound track too.
  9. I was driving through East Texas in the early 90's and accidently stopped at a place that only accepted cash. I asked the nice lady at the counter if there was a Pulse machine nearby. She said there may be one in the grocery store across the street. I walked around the grocery store and found it was one of those sit down blood-pressure machines.
  10. Summer work at a maintenance office for the Highway Department. Did everything from flagging, herbicide spraying, sealing road cracks, and trash detail. Dead animal pickups on a Monday were a nightmare. And everyone needs to spend some time at the dump on a warm June day after a brief rain.
  11. This was a Nolan Ryan vs Robin Ventura style beat down.
  12. When ever I'm down, and troubled, and need a helping hand. I come to this thread, and it shows me that I could go a lot lot lower!
  13. I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.
  14. I have not seen it anywhere, but I found a video that shows the Malik injury. Start at the 11:58 point.
  15. Remember, some of the guys on here have reached the age where Lovey Howell and Mother Costanza are now looking like viable options.
  16. Give me a cold toilet seat for when/if I have to drop a deuce in a public restroom. Warm is no bueno!
  17. At one time wasn't an Achilles tear a career ender? My wife blew hers out years ago and the surgery and rehab were a beast. It really effected her jump cuts and catching swing passes out of the back field.
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