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TexLonghorn

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  1. "And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has never even met the plaintiff. Well, maybe once or twice, I don't know, people say there are pictures. Look, he meets a lot of people, ok? He's very popular and when you're popular everyone wants to meet you and get a picture and the flashes go off and it's like flash, pop, pop pop pop. Like popcorn, right? All the popping and then you eat it and it's like you aren't eating anything at all, but it tastes so good. So good. But not the bailiff. The bailiff, look, the bailiff, ahhhhhhh. And the plaintiff. Some very good people are saying that she isn't the plaintiff, but she is, and she isn't, she isn't even the defendant's type, and he never met her before. Thank you."
  2. SEVEN hit batters?! Well, at least someone is happy with tonight's game...
  3. Minnesota Republican Senator: "I don't know why I said that." Narrator: Hmm, yeah, that's one of the world's great mysteries, I guess.
  4. The Lone Ranger (2013) is better than you remember.
  5. Smackdown started with 40 minutes of talking tonight from the guy who has held the championship uninterrupted for 3 1/2 YEARS now, whose entire family seems like it is or has been involved in the WWE. Such a quality product right now. 🙄 Seems more like watching someone's family backyard barbecue arguments than actual entertainment.
  6. Here were the 11 teams that listed Texas as their rival: No Iowa St.
  7. The aired and unaired versions of the elephant story:
  8. Meanwhile, in Florida... just another 150-bugs-in-your-face story...
  9. Whispers: "I vote Nay." Giggles maniacally.
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