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Herbie Hancock

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  1. You and Brisket both suck. And as annoying as he is, and believe me it’s substantial, he’s quite tolerable as compared to you.
  2. I tried to create an appointment to renew my drivers license 3 months before it expired. The earliest appointment they had available was 7 weeks after it expired. Fuck the DMV.
  3. 1 regular sammich. 2 grilled sammiches. 2 spicy sammiches. 1 large fries. 1 twelve piece nuggets.
  4. What god did you pray to? Because it’s not a joke so he obviously ain’t listening. At least not to you
  5. I have a Chik Fil A in the cafeteria at one of my jobs. I get 10% off when I swipe my employee ID. My total on my last order, for me, was $41. Y’all some skinny fuckers.
  6. Homeowner’s increased by 91% with no claims ever made. Auto went up by 37% with no claims or citations in the last 7 years. Not directed to C-man, but fuck these insurance fucks. Buttfuck ‘em too
  7. This is descriptive of at least two dozen regular posters here.
  8. And you sir need to remember what Tommy Callahan said: “I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a butchers’ ass”.
  9. This is the only NWO I recognize
  10. I don’t chirp; I’m a grown man that is in the top of his field. I’ll just say it’s probably best for everyone involved that you figured out this job isn’t for you.
  11. Goddamn you miserable fucks
  12. Yeah I don’t buy any of that at all. Were you or someone you know incapable of making it off of probation and are now pissed at the world and specifically AFD?
  13. About 3 hours north of you. I run sub 1:40 and almost puke every time. I can move the sled in 4 strokes on a good day, the hoist always trips me up. Then guys like Clarence Parks and Matt Harvey sit around burning cigs and drinking Coors light between runs and go sub 1:30. It’s….frustrating.
  14. Yall be careful telling about folks you know getting a short turnaround on their can or Cabo is gonna get his panties in a twist.
  15. The turds I run the combat challenge against from Team ATX do quite a bit of training. Good dudes, but still turds since I’ve yet to beat them.
  16. Panther City BBQ bought the building, right?
  17. I read all of that and all I could focus on was your repeated misspelling of Sheriff.
  18. If fentanyl costs $150/lb, and adding 1oz of fentanyl to 1 kilo of heroin allows me turn that 1 kg into 10kg’s, that’s a pretty good return on investment, no?
  19. Any chance you fucks could not cloak this up? The dipshits in Austin staying in Austin is the best thing that could happen.
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