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bad_teammate

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  1. Ewers and Card are going to alternate drives and score a TD each time. In the 2024 draft, there's going to be a coin flip to decide which one goes #1 and #2. Two straight split Heisman trophies. Dual National Championship MVPs. Mark it down.
  2. I discovered today that September is Alopecia Awareness Month, so yeah, you're a survivor. You are thriving, queen, and we're all here for it. Periodt.
  3. I read the entire piece and I have no idea what her point is other than, "Meh, no big deal." Whites and blacks have basically the same attitude about it, whites slightly more "he shouldn't have done it" than blacks. Blacks identical to Hispanic. An interesting breakdown in the provided poll is age difference. Older folks are far more strongly against Smith than younger generations, which is funny since part of the social defense of Smith is how he is "defending his woman" in a more traditional view of society. 18-29yo: 40% "not acceptable" 65+ yo: 77% "not acceptable"
  4. Move over, cancer kids, the NEW parade is going to be for rich women who have to buy wigs.
  5. It's not even like Jada cheated on Will with some other man. It was one of her son's friends that was living with them because he was screwed up physically and emotionally. The guy was less than half her age and suicidal. No excuses for Will on any of it, just laughing at the idea that this 50-year-old predator is such a wilting flower that her husband needs to derail his career and image to "defend" her... all while she's sitting there in a dress that costs more than 5 teacher salaries.
  6. Women exaggerating offense to encourage male violence is a tale as old as time. Just like the male tendency to play into those idiotic provocations. Fun to see that the wealthy and powerful fall in the same traps as us schlubs. Just as dumb as we are. we accept you we accept you ONE OF US!
  7. In the coming days/weeks we're going to see a bunch of Alopecia Awareness and start calling bald women "SURVIVORS" or something. Already exhausted by it.
  8. The Rock, to Smith: "You worked yourself into a shoot, brother."
  9. Huge respect to Jada for openly and publicly destroying a man over the course of years. Amazing work. Undefeated.
  10. "So me and this other guy are big fans of the Longhorns. He says something like he thinks we're going to be good next year, and I'm like NO WAY and destroy him with a 12,000 word essay on why we're perpetually doomed, all our coaches are idiots, all our players suck, and how it will probably never change. Man, that guy is such an idiot."
  11. - More time with the coaching staffs to get to understand the system. - New QB who knows rap lyrics will improve overall buy-in. - New influx of young OL talent motivates OL veterans. - Gary Patterson's hire motivates all defensive staff to step up their game. - Excellent transfer talent improves position groups. Easy 9 wins. It's science.
  12. I'm here to represent the kool aid sunshine crew and I don't even know what a "Ukraine" is and will resist all attempts to learn.
  13. Hope is the best way to operate as a fan because it usually works out really well for the sucker who is hoping. I willingly search out kool-aid to drink all offseason and I'm happy all offseason because off it. Then we win a few games at the beginning and I'm still happy. Then I'm sad when we collapse mid-season through the end of the season, then signing day starts serving kool-aid and the cycle repeats. Meanwhile, the anti-kool-aid brigrade is just pissed and sad all year long. Game, Polyannas. (Also, you are 100% correct about Meyer.)
  14. The premise is that your DBs are fast enough to get into that dead zone on quick throws and make the play. It takes time for the QB to look at the WR throw it, the ball to get there, and the WR to secure the catch. In that time, a DB should've already read to situation and been closing. That's why we see so much of it.
  15. Sark will now make two offensive gameplans for each game; first half and second half. No need to adjust in-game because it will be planned ahead of time. Easy fix. National Champions.
  16. They say $8M for a HS athlete is crazy because they're comparing it to pro sports where salary caps are the only reason guys haven't already been getting $100+M/yr deals (being very conservative). Imagine Mahomes's recent free agency without a salary cap.
  17. Beer has a much better price:performance ratio.
  18. At Florida, sure, but not anywhere else. Ohio State just kept rolling rolling rolling.
  19. I feel zero shame about being excited about the possibility of him coming to Texas. None. He would've won a lot of games. I don't care if he cheats on his wife; not in the slightest. I'd prefer a nicer guy, but I wouldn't really care that much if we were winning a lot. No shame at all.
  20. Of course they are paid to play. They always have been. A strong majority of CFB players would not be attending those universities otherwise. I'm not a "scholarships are enough!" guy, but that ain't nothing. Universities give academically-unworthy (in terms of general admissions) people food, lodging, an extremely valuable education, and unbeatable personal marketing opportunities. And world-class facilities. And free clothes. And on and on and on and on.... All BEFORE bags/NIL.
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