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Three hundred thousand idiots wanna take over Area 51


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Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

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Just now, gecko said:

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

for news about family and friends...

well, and repeated indicators of whom the extremists and cultists are.

 

Might be synonymous...

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2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'd use water cannons and sonic waves to defeat a flotilla of idiots

Psssh. How is that entertaining. I vote land mines, barbed wire and machine gun nests. They can reenact DDay while they're there. 

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4 hours ago, Parliament said:

What could go wrong?

Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

hahahahaha, "naruto run?"

we are knee deep in naruto episodes because of my boys. this is naruto running:

tenor.gif?itemid=5552832

now picture 3000 dorks trying to effect this into area 51.

goddamn, i'm actually laughing out loud just thinking of it

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3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I listen to Coast to Coast AM late nights when I can't sleep. The people who call in are the targets of this. John on Long Island? Your time is coming!

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

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31 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

I'm telling you, those people are the ones who will show up. They even have their own dating website where goobers can meet other like minded goobers. Tentacle sex abounds.

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2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

hahahahaha, "naruto run?"

we are knee deep in naruto episodes because of my boys. this is naruto running:

tenor.gif?itemid=5552832

now picture 3000 dorks trying to effect this into area 51.

goddamn, i'm actually laughing out loud just thinking of it

 

they'll be winded after 5 steps 

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