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On 11/14/2019 at 12:59 PM, CycleTex87 said:

This is exactly right.  Our kitchen island is a dumping ground for drink cups, mail, medicine, whatever.  We are cleaning up for folks coming over, my wife says "get your stuff off the island!".  Easy.  done.  Not one piece of this stuff derived from me.

Yup. The only time in our relationship I've truly been mad.

 

A couple of months after we moved into our house. And after multiple times of me explaining that I just dumped my life savings into the down payment, that the kitchen, living, and bathroom areas where guest would be would stay clean. I came home after about a 12 hour work day and there wasn't enough room for me to set a glass and a bottle of whiskey on the island, I shoved everything off of it onto the floor. Breaking a whole bunch of crap and waking up the kids. 

She was pretty pissed for a couple of days, but the island has remained mostly clean. 

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1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Yup. The only time in our relationship I've truly been mad.

 

A couple of months after we moved into our house. And after multiple times of me explaining that I just dumped my life savings into the down payment, that the kitchen, living, and bathroom areas where guest would be would stay clean. I came home after about a 12 hour work day and there wasn't enough room for me to set a glass and a bottle of whiskey on the island, I shoved everything off of it onto the floor. Breaking a whole bunch of crap and waking up the kids. 

She was pretty pissed for a couple of days, but the island has remained mostly clean. 

But what about the rest of the kitchen..... and the living & bathroom areas?

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3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

But what about the rest of the kitchen..... and the living & bathroom areas?

Those have remained clean enough. No Martha Stewart or anything, but enough that I'm not embarrassed if someone comes over unexpectedly.

 

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Her, last night:  you need to help clean up around the house more

Maybe this is just her subtle way of telling you that she’d rather be married to a man that can properly cook her some fucking bacon?

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4 minutes ago, Texaus said:


Maybe this is just her subtle way of telling you that she’d rather be married to a man that can properly cook her some fucking bacon?

I prepare the bacon, and all cooked meats, in this household to the specifications requested by each person.  
 

thank you for your concern. 

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Wife: hey a new season of man in the Hightower dropped. 
 

Me: great let’s watch an episode. 
 

30 seconds into the intro she realizes she didn’t watch season 3. 
 

me: fuck that I am watching s4e1. Let me know when you catch up. 

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On 11/14/2019 at 9:37 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Her, last night:  you need to help clean up around the house more

me, this morning: /folds scarf laying over chair back 

her:  that’s actually a decorative scarf that’s supposed to be there. 

Today

kid(with food and drink in hand):  will you move that scarf in the chair so I can sit and eat lunch?

me:  ok but that belongs on the chair as decoration. 
 

wife:  actually I was wearing that today and just put it on the chair when I came in. 
 

me:  goddamn it

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Today

kid(with food and drink in hand):  will you move that scarf in the chair so I can sit and eat lunch?

me:  ok but that belongs on the chair as decoration. 
 

wife:  actually I was wearing that today and just put it on the chair when I came in. 
 

me:  goddamn it

Who (thinks somebody) would decorate with a scarf?

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