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Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

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21 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

This is exactly the reason I was talking about a comments section.  

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49 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

happy chris farley GIF

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Remember when she showed an entire website of strangers her tits? Remember when she used to shove things up her twat for money on the internet? Remember when she drunkenly  shared text messages purported to be from Lance Armstrong about choking on his hard clock? That was a lot more entertaining than this current sad, fat, political activist bullshit she's peddling.

Can’t forget about the Romeo Rose saga as well.
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44 minutes ago, markstanco said:
4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:
i do not remember her shoving things up her twat

She was a cam girl. Nobody pays for sitting there with your shirt off.

Well, she's no longer a cam girl, which makes it seem like she did just sit there.  She's just stupid enough to think you could get paid for that.

You know she should have accented that horn somehow, I bet there's a niche in there somewhere for horn porn.

I know she showed us several tit pics, the twat stuffing made me think that she had uploaded sharpie pics to us, and I'd be lying right now if I said I wouldn't have been curious to see that.  Of course, I'm fascinated by plane crashes too, so it hits close to home.

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tldr if you got her twatter twitter pics, post em
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10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Good, I'm glad I didn't completely construct this concept out of thin air. 

Listen, man, there's still time for a re-do. Tell her you're an aide with the city council looking for her opinion on the homeless population. 

Enough cocaine and I'll fuck just about anything.

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today a community activist, tomorrow - President of the United States !

 

Eight Presidents of the United States have graduated from Harvard University: John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Rutherford B. Hayes, John F. Kennedy, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama. Soon to be nine !

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3 hours ago, G650 said:

It would be more like fitlump drugging someone to get them to take her baby

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On 2/18/2020 at 9:11 AM, Jebus said:

This was posted by someone (who I’m sure is now blocked) in her twitter replies, a decent summary of a subset of her bullshit from the old site for anyone who needs to be reminded of Romeo Rose and his giant fridge teeth. 
 

https://archive.fo/Ut02z

It was funny to see some of the old avatars. 

Holy shit that was a lot of work.

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https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/austin-mayor-homeless-protest-land-development-code-city-council/269-24e7cb79-2987-4467-8b68-512c12537708

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"If I was in front of the city council right now, I would tell them how angry the people in the community are about the poor choices they're making for our city," said Take Back Austin member Mackenzie Kelly.

omg make it end.

https://takebackaustin.org/

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