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Now, now texas fans. Next week when your getting raped by baylor and you can't figure out the sad vacant look on their faces as they pound you effortlessly and without joy....just remember these two little words.........................boomer sooner................. goodnight horns sweet dreams


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11 hours ago, Atticus said:

#8 - Go Fuck Yourself, Bitch!

Despite it not working much at all this year, he still relies on that play even if 10/11 people are in the box.

Yeah I’m familiar with the play.  Was magic last year. This year, not so much.  
 

But when every single person in the stadium knows it’s coming, and it doesn’t work...and it doesn’t work again, and again, it’s time to do something else. Someone who makes ~13.5k daily, year round, should have more than one 4th and short play.  

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Yeah I’m familiar with the play.  Was magic last year. This year, not so much.  
 
But when every single person in the stadium knows it’s coming, and it doesn’t work...and it doesn’t work again, and again, it’s time to do something else. Someone who makes ~13.5k daily, year round, should have more than one 4th and short play.  

Agree.

Also, how about some mother fuckers just push some mother fuckers out of the way?
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1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Yeah I’m familiar with the play.  Was magic last year. This year, not so much.  
 

But when every single person in the stadium knows it’s coming, and it doesn’t work...and it doesn’t work again, and again, it’s time to do something else. Someone who makes ~13.5k daily, year round, should have more than one 4th and short play.  

Yea, you would think we'd throw out of that more often or at least throw a misdirection in there at some point.

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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


Agree.

Also, how about some mother fuckers just push some mother fuckers out of the way?

That play relied on Keontay Ingram to make a block.  He got stood up. A better option would be for him to chip that guy and roll and then Sam dumps it to him over the defender’s head.  The outcome would be an off target throw followed by Ingram twisting and getting one hand on the ball. 

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5 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Agree.

Also, how about some mother fuckers just push some mother fuckers out of the way?

no shit, why can't we recruit some mean ass mother fuckers to play oline? god damnit, one fucking olineman drafted in the last 11 years and he gets his shit pushed in every week for Dallas.

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21 hours ago, Both Tacos said:

When Roach jumped offside on the 4th down, I went ape shit.
Now, I'm seeing a replay of that offside and see that they did make an attempt at the field goal and it was wide right. Gone ape shit again!!!!

Anyone have the tape of this to see if Roach jumped or was pulled off?  didn't see any replay that would indicate he was pulled off except by voice perhaps?

8 hours ago, El Squared said:

Roach has a knack for fuckups at critical times see OU game. Wonder if he is getting envelopes slid under his door. He won’t be drafted. 

Only way to defeat this behavior, basketball as well, is to never bet on Texas.  Always bet against Texas with your money so you buy the wins and the envelopes go to the other side if it is indeed happening.  Who the fuck knows? 

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