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His record before Winston, with Winston, and after Winston isn’t enough to prove that the difference maker was Winston?

jimbo recruited well enough at enough positions to have a good enough team for Winston, but jameis was the key ingredient. 

And it doesn’t appear he has a Winston on his roster yet, or committed. 

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Oddly, Tarp looks like the idiot in that exchange. What difference does it make if she hasn't been a big Aggie fan for decades and connected to generations of Aggie losers? Aggies see themselves as some sort of elite, exclusive club association with which confers great honor and dignity to club members.

I guess the parents of their players who become Aggie fans after their sons choose College Station are also somehow inferior and not actual members of the club.

Hell, MuthaHustla is a better Texas fan and booster than 90% of us who graduated from UT. Welcome to the club. I'm honored to include you. Same goes for any Texan who likes the horns and the Mexicans south of the border who have adopted us. I want to be the team of the people.

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Last week in his office at College State at the University of Texas A&M University Jimbo slowly pulled down her Depends and he was overwhelmed by the odor of day old urine and turds.  She soothed him by pouring a bottle of Absorbine Jr. in her ass crack to set the mood.  Jimbo watched as she poured.  Just as the bottle was empty, Jimbo spewed his load on the floor and fell asleep.  

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59 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Last week in his office at College State at the University of Texas A&M University Jimbo slowly pulled down her Depends and he was overwhelmed by the odor of day old urine and turds.  She soothed him by pouring a bottle of Absorbine Jr. in her ass crack to set the mood.  Jimbo watched as she poured.  Just as the bottle was empty, Jimbo spewed his load on the floor and fell asleep.  

Is Jimbos wife banging other coaches while this is going on?

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She’s coming to the defense of a player she couldn’t have cared less about during his 3 years as an aggy because jimbo got hired by aggy a couple seasons later. That’s...something. 
 

and also calling all these guys by their first names like she knows them all. 

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5 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

She’s mad today. 170bd004b420b5048a0995710bf18667.jpg0dec9b77d2e7b32a24879d7f591f5abb.jpg66ea269d4ec549d7a373ff95e902f03e.jpge6a72dce4393814b7e7cafba6adf2600.jpge55bfb978412db3282cd12ecc465dc66.jpg


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What a weird fucking psycho, was she even an “aggy” when Garrett was there? She cries constantly over people being mean to her on a message board but calls someone a pussy for getting molly whopped with a fucking helmet to the dome...

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50 minutes ago, Viper said:

Good for Hamm. Gotta grow up sometime. Old Hamm would have taken all the credit for himself. 

You think he had anything to do with any of that???  He was getting coffee for the big boys and swept the floors after the big meetings. 

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