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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol he works for ICIS now per LinkedIn.

Other highlights are having no job longer than the current one for 17 months since leaving 24/7 and bragging that Aggie scoop had 600 subscribers. 

Watch. The. Tape

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol he works for ICIS now per LinkedIn.

Other highlights are having no job longer than the current one for 17 months since leaving 24/7 and bragging that Aggie scoop had 600 subscribers. 

For some reason, I read that as "he works for ISIS."

The Hamm certainly terrorizes the Ag faithful.

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54 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

It’s kind of scary how much I want Hamm to return to aggy recruiting. What can we do to make this happen? The epicness of the Hamm experience can’t be convened to those that didn’t experience it. 

He definitely ups the entertainment factor in recruiting. 

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On 3/8/2022 at 9:40 PM, Irieguy said:

It’s kind of scary how much I want Hamm to return to aggy recruiting. What can we do to make this happen? The epicness of the Hamm experience can’t be convened to those that didn’t experience it. 

$9.95, sir. 

Actually, he'd probably settle for a buck and a quarter, some pocket lint, two paperclips, a button, and your pornhub password. 

 

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On 3/15/2022 at 5:44 PM, Leanderman said:

"here's a video of hamm getting arrested for hiding in boy's bathrooms."

Really surprised a dozen or so fecal encrusted dildos did not fall out of the car.

 

Fecal Encrusted Dildos is the worst band name in history. 

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Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

Looks like our boy Hamm is fishing to get back into the recruiting business

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He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

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21 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

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whoever he signs up player wise is just asking for their parents to be sent a list of his greatest hits in screenshot form (someone want to whip that up?)

 

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

what if his payment is that get to fuck him up the ass in the restroom of their choosing?

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's been talking about this for a while - he essentially wants to act as an agent for high school kids.  He'll run a site where you can pay a player directly for 'recruiting news'.  With the idea that fan bases could crowd source enough money to influence a kids recruitment.  I can't imagine what kid worth a damn in recruiting would want to be associated with him.

Isn't that illegal in Texas?

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34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

1. This is illegal by NIL laws and probably some weird “to catch a predator” law

2. who in their right fucking mind wants recruiting news from a 16 year old directly 

Plus, his big idea is already being done on 3 different platforms. I guess his big change is the platforms don't get all the money.

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53 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

It’s pretty obvious he’s counting the the two figures after the decimal. My brother in law makes that and he’s a Mongolian idiot

I think you were going for Mongoloid, unless of course your brother-in-law is actually an idiot from the landlocked Asian nation of Mongolia.

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