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On ‎4‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 10:21 PM, Beau Vine said:

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the masses of plain people.”  - H.L. Mencken

#blazingsaddlessaltoftheearthmorons

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On 4/11/2018 at 6:33 PM, Sejjr said:

His ribs should be the raffle prize.

 

On 4/11/2018 at 6:38 PM, Bevo14 said:

Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?

No pathogen in the solar system could survive in those charred remains of beef. You're more likely to find life swimming around in lava.

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6 hours ago, Fug said:

What’s funny is she went to “Utexas online” for high school

In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. 

I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. 

Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. 

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"...in production for y'all soon!"
What an altruistic humanitarian.  Quenching the thirst of all the fans who are clamoring for Hamm merchandise!  I'm sure the demand is off the charts.  What a great dude.
20 tshirts can be screen printed before McDonalds stops serving breakfast.

So I guess they were available about 45 minutes after he posted.
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7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. 

I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. 

Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. 

Yeah, I just thought the irony that she chose that online school as oppose to others. 

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