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Pretty sad when you can't even afford to pay Manziel to show up.

Manziel is team Looch all the way. He can’t go to aggypoop events. That’s like Bill Gates showing up at Tim Cook’s Apple events.

Or maybe a more apt analogy is some dude named Carl, the night shift store manager at the local Burger King, showing up to a jack in the box.
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3 hours ago, travelingtexan said:

To be fair to the guy, he is out there trying to make something happen. Whether he is successful or not, I appreciate him not giving up and his life is better than a many that sit in a cubicle all day. HOT TAKE

Hey Gabe, 

why do you wear a t-shirt under your collared shirt after the age of 14?

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14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hamm is doing the "sshhh" emoji after pretty much every tweet about aggy recruiting.  What a dweeb.

He has stated multiple times he wants the head recuiting job at Aggy. He will tell anyone who will listen 

Carrington already has the job he wants. Hamm charges idiots for Facebook posts. The jealously is eating him alive 

His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids talk to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook 

 

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25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"His business model consists of him hanging around 7 v 7 games and hoping kids to him. And then selling that information to adults on Facebook"

Maybe he should get an unmarked van with "free candy Candi" written on the side? 

 

fixed that for you

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Just watched Hamms recruiting chat on his FB page.

Bullet points

1. Big things are in store for aggy scoop, Hamm possibly shutting his FB down and moving to new board.

2. Said Marquez Beason was enamored with Illinois and its all about the money.

3. The Gunnell effect will sign with aggy.

4. Fisher will close the borders. Fisher will get everybody he wants, the rest of the schools will be fighting for what's left.

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.


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7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just watched Hamms recruiting chat on his FB page.

Bullet points

1. Big things are in store for aggy scoop, Hamm possibly shutting his FB down and moving to new board.

2. Said Marquez Beason was enamored with Illinois and its all about the money.

3. The Gunnell effect will sign with aggy.

4. Fisher will close the borders. Fisher will get everybody he wants, the rest of the schools will be fighting for what's left.

5. Said aggy could flip Whittington, if the really wanted him.


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