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While not actually a Thanksgiving prayer, Chris Cooper brings the laughter in this scene.  The family dysfunction is something I'm sure most of us here on Surly can relate to and the looks on the faces might likewise remind of someone in your tribe.  Happy Thanksgiving to all of you wonderful misfits.

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Can't find the vid, but this Thanksgiving prayer from The Ice Storm is a classic:

Christina Ricci offers Thanksgiving prayer in Ice Storm

Dear Lord, Thank you for the Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possession that we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.”

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2 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Can't find the vid, but this Thanksgiving prayer from The Ice Storm is a classic:

Christina Ricci offers Thanksgiving prayer in Ice Storm

Dear Lord, Thank you for the Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possession that we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.”

Those heathens had it coming. 

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After my Mom said the family prayer this year she wanted everyone to say what they were thankful for, when it came to my 7 yr old, he said he was thankful for poop.

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