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The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory


Hugo Stiglitz

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6 hours ago, Zavala said:

Well, I’m on the phone with my computer security service, and as I understand it someone compromised my IP address and is using it to download child pornography. I might just be a random target. But this could be an attempt to Qanon me.

It’s an ugly world out there.

— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) January 8, 2020

 

lulz, it was a right-wing conspiracy theory that downloaded CP on your computer?

Shouldn't you be posting in the "this is totally not a CR thread *wink* *wink* I promise" about this topic over in Bada Bing?

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16 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

"An evil cabal that has enslaved humanity for 1000s of years."

 

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Isn't their phrase about the "evil cabal" just Trumped up code words for "the Jews did this?" A little odd for folks that probably watch "The Ten Commandments" starring Charlton Heston right around Easter.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Personally, I love how they threw in vaccines, too (see the syringe?). It’s kinda the omnibus “everything” conspiracy theory. One-stop shopping for all your batshittery.

I love this fine specimen of photoshoppery skills. It truly has everything - I particularly love the Jews, the lizard people, the Royals, and the Pope.  Far too many poorly-done photoshops leave out poem of those four, but no, this captures it all.

Somebody put a helluva lot of thought into this.  Somebody who had time on their hands and wasn't being constantly disturbed by a significant other or children, or the encumbrance of employment.  Somebody who probably had a quiet space they could retreat to, when contemplating all the people and organizations that wronged them.  A quiet space that was perhaps located one level below-ground, perhaps under a house, and who didn't have to cook for themselves - maybe at certain times of the day a bowl of Fruit Loops or a tray of pizza pockets would magically appear at their door, made by a loving hand who didn't understand their ways, but loved them too much to boot them out and make them seek employment. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I love this fine specimen of photoshoppery skills. It truly has everything - I particularly love the Jews, the lizard people, the Royals, and the Pope.  Far too many poorly-done photoshops leave out poem of those four, but no, this captures it all.

Somebody put a helluva lot of thought into this.  Somebody who had time on their hands and wasn't being constantly disturbed by a significant other or children, or the encumbrance of employment.  Somebody who probably had a quiet space they could retreat to, when contemplating all the people and organizations that wronged them.  A quiet space that was perhaps located one level below-ground, perhaps under a house, and who didn't have to cook for themselves - maybe at certain times of the day a bowl of Fruit Loops or a tray of pizza pockets would magically appear at their door, made by a loving hand who didn't understand their ways, but loved them too much to boot them out and make them seek employment. 

NO GESTAPO IN MOM'S BASEMENT-O

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6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I was so busy looking at the tank I didn’t notice how ‘anonymous’ was spelled. 
 

@atomheartbevo you’re right, it takes a lot of time and dedication to create such ‘art.’ Weird how society now seeks enlightenment in the dark. 

Better they spend their time churning out this stuff than plotting the next mass shooting.

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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Personally, I love how they threw in vaccines, too (see the syringe?). It’s kinda the omnibus “everything” conspiracy theory. One-stop shopping for all your batshittery.

They left out the government controlled toxic jet contrails....which tells you that they are real.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

They left out the government controlled toxic jet contrails....which tells you that they are real.

Some of the chemtrail people are no longer pushing the "mind control" angle, but instead think it's the world government trying to shape the climate for some reason.

I am no chemist or geologist, but I am intimately familiar with the insides of certain aircraft, and it seems like if the governments wanted to fuck with the climate, they'd announce an emergency, and then start running dedicated aircraft 24/7.

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Some of the chemtrail people are no longer pushing the "mind control" angle, but instead think it's the world government trying to shape the climate for some reason.
I am no chemist or geologist, but I am intimately familiar with the insides of certain aircraft, and it seems like if the governments wanted to fuck with the climate, they'd announce an emergency, and then start running dedicated aircraft 24/7.

Maybe squadrons of drones would do it?
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About 20 of us should infiltrate them and start promoting the most ridiculous things imaginable, reinforce each other, bring them all in, and then announce that they have been played like the stupid violins that they are, while some of us argue that, no, the ones who have been played are the ones who think that they have done the playing.

 

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