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Did you know that the container ship stuck in the Suez Canal is full of children kidnapped by Hillary?  Well, the evidence is plain as the nose of your face!

"The claims were based on the fact that the Taiwanese shipping company that operates the ship is called Evergreen, which was Clinton’s secret service name when she was first lady.

The baseless theory was given further credence — in the minds of QAnon followers at least — when it emerged that the ship’s call sign was “H3RC” which is close enough to Clinton’s own initials (HRC) for QAnon followers to make the link."

 

 

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1 hour ago, Matuka said:

Did you know that the container ship stuck in the Suez Canal is full of children kidnapped by Hillary?  Well, the evidence is plain as the nose of your face!

"The claims were based on the fact that the Taiwanese shipping company that operates the ship is called Evergreen, which was Clinton’s secret service name when she was first lady.

The baseless theory was given further credence — in the minds of QAnon followers at least — when it emerged that the ship’s call sign was “H3RC” which is close enough to Clinton’s own initials (HRC) for QAnon followers to make the link."

 

 

 

The founders of Evergreen Shipping Line must have been pretty fucking clairvoyant to predict Hillary's secret service name 25 years before Bill Clinton was elected president.

A woman I went to college with has been going crazy with this on Facebook.  I've posted some of her Trump stuff before in one of the other threads.  She makes at least 15-20 pro-Trump/anti-Biden posts spread throughout any given day.  Before he was elected, she used to post about her kid, her sister, her job, her bowling team, and other general things.  Now it's just this Trump/Qanon stuff and only Trump and Qanon stuff.  She's completely obsessed with it.

Here's just a small sample of what I've seen her post in the past day about the Suez Canal cargo ship.

 

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And the comments from the above post.....

 

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And I don't even know what this last one is supposed to mean.  It's just a video cutting to Donald Trump saying "17" a lot at a bunch of different times and places.  I suppose that's some type of Q hint or symbol for something, but it didn't give any explanation.

 

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16 hours ago, Matuka said:

Did you know that the container ship stuck in the Suez Canal is full of children kidnapped by Hillary?  Well, the evidence is plain as the nose of your face!

"The claims were based on the fact that the Taiwanese shipping company that operates the ship is called Evergreen, which was Clinton’s secret service name when she was first lady.

The baseless theory was given further credence — in the minds of QAnon followers at least — when it emerged that the ship’s call sign was “H3RC” which is close enough to Clinton’s own initials (HRC) for QAnon followers to make the link."

 

 

I totally called that shit earlier on the MTG thread

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On 3/18/2021 at 3:48 PM, Satchel said:

College Station police say Murray is not a suspect in any crime or ongoing investigation. CSPD would not confirm that they had adopted Murray's batshit delusions as department policy and best practices.

What I expected to read.

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So , TtomTerrific has not posted since 1/24.

His manifesto of Q-themed Trump worship in the RATS purgatory thread claimed to be sent from DC on 1/6 where Patriots were using violence - violence normalized by BLM and such. He was all set to kick another Surly poster out of Texas. Physically.

If Tom had time and inter-web access to post in Purgatory, you can assume that he was similarly boast-posting on social media as well.

I know some of you know him IRL. Anyone know if the FBI came-a-calling in January - and that is why Tom is on hiatus?
Just saw this, he changed his fb profile pic about a week ago.

This photo is kind and cuddly by comparison, but its a close approximation. Really fucked up and hateful. Staring hate through the camera lens with pursed semi duck lips.



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Just saw this, he changed his fb profile pic about a week ago.

This photo is kind and cuddly by comparison, but its a close approximation. Really fucked up and hateful. Staring hate through the camera lens with pursed semi duck lips.



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What was he posting around Jan 6? Did he wash/delete his posts?
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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Watching episodes 3 and 4 of the HBO QAnon docuseries.

Jesus, these fucking assholes.

Jim and Ron Watkins need an assbeating, no matter if they are Q or not.

yeah, fucking creeps. man.

not shocked to find out they are all into porn as well and that Ron has a sex doll lol. 

what did they describe, Bannon 'activating an army of incels' or something...accurate.

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This is the legacy of Rush Limbaugh and his disciples.  No matter what goes wrong, they will somehow blame the libruls.   What caused the power to go out in Texas during a winter storm? The all powerful Texas libruls and their wind machines.  What caused someone to steer a massive cargo ship into the banks of the Suez Canal?  Human error?  Drunk captain? Mechanical failure?  No, once again it's the leftists like Hilary.  Those containers are full of children on their way to sex slavery and slaughter.

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9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I cold jumped into this documentary tonight.

 

What in the fuck of the crying shame? 
 

These characters are as surreal as the narrative being spun.

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This guy's alright, actually. He's Fredrick Brennan, the original founder of 8chan. He's got brittle bone disease and obviously needs a lot of medical help, so he transferred control of the site to Jim Watkins. If I recall correctly, Jim Watkins had offered him a place to live and help with all his medical needs in exchange. He's been a little vague about some of his past views in interviews he's done, so I can imagine that he was probably a right-wing shithead in the past. He definitely grew up living basically entirely online on message boards and his condition made him pretty angry, which, yeah I'd be pretty mad too. But he and Jim had a falling out (basically because Jim is really fucking weird) and he realized at some point how toxic 8chan had become and wanted nothing to do with it, and since the Christchurch shooting he's worked his ass off to keep 8chan and its replacements off of the internet and has done some good helping expose the threat of the right-wing internet to the world. 

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Yeah, Fred is the only sane and decent “internet main character” in the entire series.

And I need deets on Mama Watkins. Seems like both Ron and Jim (and Fred actually) have Asian “wives” that basically function as personal assistants/employees and I’m a little concerned it’s a mail order/trafficking/hostage type situation. Ron is obviously half Asian. So, what’s the backstory on his mother?

Seems like they’ve set up a compound for reformed incels to buy an Asian companion to lose their virginity in the Philippines and it’s fucking sketchy and creepy.

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Fred’s was the only picture that readily appeared during a quick search. Fred is but one in a cast of folks that made me think the sim writers are plain fucking with me. The martial arts from birth, Japanese dude with the hairdo and penchant for theatrics. The ‘is he slow act’ who claims deafness while peddling deceit. Geez, Roger Stone might as well have precipitated, or been willed into being by some nasty mess.

Like I said, I jumped in, and went agog.

 

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12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, Fred is the only sane and decent “internet main character” in the entire series.

And I need deets on Mama Watkins. Seems like both Ron and Jim (and Fred actually) have Asian “wives” that basically function as personal assistants/employees and I’m a little concerned it’s a mail order/trafficking/hostage type situation. Ron is obviously half Asian. So, what’s the backstory on his mother?

Seems like they’ve set up a compound for reformed incels to buy an Asian companion to lose their virginity in the Philippines and it’s fucking sketchy and creepy.

Maybe that ex-poster with all the jailbait Filipino girlfriends is Q. 

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2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This guy's alright, actually. He's Fredrick Brennan, the original founder of 8chan. He's got brittle bone disease and obviously needs a lot of medical help, so he transferred control of the site to Jim Watkins. If I recall correctly, Jim Watkins had offered him a place to live and help with all his medical needs in exchange. He's been a little vague about some of his past views in interviews he's done, so I can imagine that he was probably a right-wing shithead in the past. He definitely grew up living basically entirely online on message boards and his condition made him pretty angry, which, yeah I'd be pretty mad too. But he and Jim had a falling out (basically because Jim is really fucking weird) and he realized at some point how toxic 8chan had become and wanted nothing to do with it, and since the Christchurch shooting he's worked his ass off to keep 8chan and its replacements off of the internet and has done some good helping expose the threat of the right-wing internet to the world. 

I watched some of Vice News' three-part series on Q a few weeks ago. I planned to go back and watch it but seems like it wasn't very well put together. I watched enough to get a sense of who Brennan was -- had no idea beforehand. Going to fire up the HBO doc with the wife this week. It's been fun educating her on all things Q on our nightly walks since the pandemic started.

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On 3/29/2021 at 9:01 AM, Bojack said:

This is the legacy of Rush Limbaugh and his disciples.  No matter what goes wrong, they will somehow blame the libruls.  

 

ill listen to Michael berry for the lulz. he had a caller today claim that covid was man made and released only to bring down trump. he told the caller he was most likely correct 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and released only to bring down trump. he told the caller he was most likely correct 

Among the many, many, many things I don't get about these fucking nuts....is the hubris and utterly self-absorbed worldview.

It's a big planet.  With billions of people.  And many nations.  With a lot of their own shit to worry about.   But they see everything that happens as being ALL ABOUT THEM AND THEIR GUY.

It's as if you characterized every fucking event that impacted your life -- the jackknifed trailer in traffic that made you late for the game; the murder that happened down the block that led to sirens late at night that woke you up so you weren't well-rested for the big presentation; the person rounding the corner with their grocery cart too fast and hitting your shin.....all of those were PURPOSEFUL ACTIONS, DESIGNED TO HURT YOU, AND YOU SPECIFICALLY.  We all know that anyone who would think that way....is fucking insane.  We wouldn't even spend time debating it.  Even most Trumpists would agree.

And then they go and indulge in that exact same thinking.  Let's get this straight....a virus that arose in China, and infected and killed a shitload of chinese, and spread all over the world, including hundreds of countries OTHER than the USA.....wasn't just about hurting the US, but was really about hurting just Trump in particular.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Among the many, many, many things I don't get about these fucking nuts....is the hubris and utterly self-absorbed worldview.

It's a big planet.  With billions of people.  And many nations.  With a lot of their own shit to worry about.   But they see everything that happens as being ALL ABOUT THEM AND THEIR GUY.

It's as if you characterized every fucking event that impacted your life -- the jackknifed trailer in traffic that made you late for the game; the murder that happened down the block that led to sirens late at night that woke you up so you weren't well-rested for the big presentation; the person rounding the corner with their grocery cart too fast and hitting your shin.....all of those were PURPOSEFUL ACTIONS, DESIGNED TO HURT YOU, AND YOU SPECIFICALLY.  We all know that anyone who would think that way....is fucking insane.  We wouldn't even spend time debating it.  Even most Trumpists would agree.

And then they go and indulge in that exact same thinking.  Let's get this straight....a virus that arose in China, and infected and killed a shitload of chinese, and spread all over the world, including hundreds of countries OTHER than the USA.....wasn't just about hurting the US, but was really about hurting just Trump in particular.

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK, SHEEPLE! WAKE UP! Here's 18 hours of Youtube videos, Do your research! 

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5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Here's 18 hours of Youtube videos, Do your research! 

And with that, a light bulb went off over my head.

Notice how a ridiculously high percentage of the nutbars who indulge in these conspiracies and attacked the capitol are realtors, or various other "self-employed" jobs?  It occurred to me that it takes that kind of job to be able to find the time to watch FUCKING 18 HOURS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS. 

I barely have time to watch 30 minutes of TV a night.  I sure as shit don't have the time to just watch hours upon hours of videos.  These things go together -- a lot of time on one's hands, and falling down nutbar conspiracy video rabbit holes.  That's my hypothesis.

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Watching the HBO series, it’s hard to ignore how completely damaged and broken these people are...and to think that millions of people bought into their crap.
Yeah, the married Midwestern dude with the spikey hair just creeps me the fuck out. He seems like a wannabe cop, and he & his wife dressed in their Q shirts & asking voters at the polling station if they know about qanon is just bizarre-o world.
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39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And with that, a light bulb went off over my head.

Notice how a ridiculously high percentage of the nutbars who indulge in these conspiracies and attacked the capitol are realtors, or various other "self-employed" jobs?  It occurred to me that it takes that kind of job to be able to find the time to watch FUCKING 18 HOURS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS. 

I barely have time to watch 30 minutes of TV a night.  I sure as shit don't have the time to just watch hours upon hours of videos.  These things go together -- a lot of time on one's hands, and falling down nutbar conspiracy video rabbit holes.  That's my hypothesis.

 

That's why I spend hours and hours on surlyhorns, and not youtube.

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

And with that, a light bulb went off over my head.

Notice how a ridiculously high percentage of the nutbars who indulge in these conspiracies and attacked the capitol are realtors, or various other "self-employed" jobs?  It occurred to me that it takes that kind of job to be able to find the time to watch FUCKING 18 HOURS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS. 

I barely have time to watch 30 minutes of TV a night.  I sure as shit don't have the time to just watch hours upon hours of videos.  These things go together -- a lot of time on one's hands, and falling down nutbar conspiracy video rabbit holes.  That's my hypothesis.

Guy with 23 thousand posts barely has time to watch 30 minutes of TV a night.  Lulz.

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On 3/29/2021 at 1:10 PM, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, Fred is the only sane and decent “internet main character” in the entire series.

And I need deets on Mama Watkins. Seems like both Ron and Jim (and Fred actually) have Asian “wives” that basically function as personal assistants/employees and I’m a little concerned it’s a mail order/trafficking/hostage type situation. Ron is obviously half Asian. So, what’s the backstory on his mother?

Seems like they’ve set up a compound for reformed incels to buy an Asian companion to lose their virginity in the Philippines and it’s fucking sketchy and creepy.

YES. add the asian porn fetish and some of the sexual comments they've casually made and that's exactly the bell that was going off for me VERY LOUDLY.

fucking creepy and GROSS 😝 

 

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On 3/30/2021 at 2:28 PM, Brisketexan said:

Among the many, many, many things I don't get about these fucking nuts....is the hubris and utterly self-absorbed worldview.

It's a big planet.  With billions of people.  And many nations.  With a lot of their own shit to worry about.   But they see everything that happens as being ALL ABOUT THEM AND THEIR GUY.

It's as if you characterized every fucking event that impacted your life -- the jackknifed trailer in traffic that made you late for the game; the murder that happened down the block that led to sirens late at night that woke you up so you weren't well-rested for the big presentation; the person rounding the corner with their grocery cart too fast and hitting your shin.....all of those were PURPOSEFUL ACTIONS, DESIGNED TO HURT YOU, AND YOU SPECIFICALLY.  We all know that anyone who would think that way....is fucking insane.  We wouldn't even spend time debating it.  Even most Trumpists would agree.

And then they go and indulge in that exact same thinking.  Let's get this straight....a virus that arose in China, and infected and killed a shitload of chinese, and spread all over the world, including hundreds of countries OTHER than the USA.....wasn't just about hurting the US, but was really about hurting just Trump in particular.

And let's not forget, a global pandemic before Trump would've been a fucking layup for auto reelection for any other president we've ever had in this country's history.  Hell, it would've been a layup for reelection for any of the other candidates that ran against Trump in either the democratic or the republican primaries in 2016.  Every other one of them would've had a professional organization and a unified message that would've worked to slow the spread until a cure/vaccine could've been found, would've gotten us to proper testing earlier with an attempt at rules of entry and contact tracing etc.  and would've kept the crazies from gaining a foothold on the narrative.  Literally any other president would've saved hundreds of thousands of lives in the US.

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

And let's not forget, a global pandemic before Trump would've been a fucking layup for auto reelection for any other president we've ever had in this country's history.  Hell, it would've been a layup for reelection for any of the other candidates that ran against Trump in either the democratic or the republican primaries in 2016.  Every other one of them would've had a professional organization and a unified message that would've worked to slow the spread until a cure/vaccine could've been found, would've gotten us to proper testing earlier with an attempt at rules of entry and contact tracing etc.  and would've kept the crazies from gaining a foothold on the narrative.  Literally any other president would've saved hundreds of thousands of lives in the US.

Yep. Trump is the only person in history dumb enough to not recognize the presidential moment for what it was. If he had half a clue he could have easily won by treating the pandemic seriously but thank God he’s a total fucking moron and that ironically saved the country from the abyss.  He will never run again because he’s a complete fucking scam artist coward. 

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