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Ok, this is more than the traditional one liner, but you really need the setup to savor the punchline.

Mr Mystery Guest, are you still there?

Yeah, I'm still here unless you want to open the front door for me.

No, I'm afraid not but you have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshal Dillon?

I was always partial to Roy Rogers, actually. I liked those sequined shirts.

Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr Cowboy?

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

 

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On 12/2/2019 at 12:10 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Feel free to hit up the Netflix series “the movies that made us” and watch the die hard episode. 

That was fantastic. 

Never realized Karl was a Russian ballet dancer in real life.

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