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Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck anyone who says this isn't a Christmas movie.

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And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds...to conquer.

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m agent johnson.  this is special agent johnson.  no relation. 

I was in junior high dickhead

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Sister Teresa called me Mr. McClane in the third grade.  My friends call me John.  And you're neither shithead.

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11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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What I love about that sequence is the SWAT member getting stuck by a rose bush and reacting like a bitch.  

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5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I just saw that guy in a movie with Brandon Lee called Rapid Fire.  At least I think it was him.

He was the battery/electrical torture guy in Lethal weapon and the cleaver guy in Big Trouble In Little China too.

 

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Ok, this is more than the traditional one liner, but you really need the setup to savor the punchline.

Mr Mystery Guest, are you still there?

Yeah, I'm still here unless you want to open the front door for me.

No, I'm afraid not but you have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshal Dillon?

I was always partial to Roy Rogers, actually. I liked those sequined shirts.

Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr Cowboy?

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

 

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Feel free to hit up the Netflix series “the movies that made us” and watch the die hard episode. 


Yeah that’s a good episode. It’s amazing how incomplete the story was when they started shooting.

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On 12/2/2019 at 12:10 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Feel free to hit up the Netflix series “the movies that made us” and watch the die hard episode. 

That was fantastic. 

Never realized Karl was a Russian ballet dancer in real life.

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How did you not recognize that by his gracefulness being hoisted up with a chain around his neck and then flying across the room? 

 

A million terrorists in the world and I have to find one with smaller feet than my sister. 

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I guess I'm just not that observant. 

Also didn't realize that was alan Rickman's first movie. Quite the debut.

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54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

A million terrorists in the world and I have to find one with smaller feet than my sister. 

 

* Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

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1 hour ago, smuggs said:

 

* Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

Noted

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