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Miami #130th in the nation in 3rd down conversions (that is ass my dude) gets a first down then stalls out on the next series with a 3rd and 9 and punts to LaTech

LaTech on first down gets a short pass and the receiver runs the fuck over the defender going for a patented Manny "lick" and picks up about 40 yards to the Miami 35

then a sack and a chop block pushed them back about 20 yards for a 2nd and 31

then 3rd and 31 and a sack and a punt

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Miami picks up a first down to the LaTech 38

next play nothing, then a big sack so 3rd and 14 Miami gets 9 and goes for it on 4th and 5 QB avoids the sack and scrambles for a 1st down, but there is a penalty hands to the face so 4th and 20 so they punt....Miami looks like total shit

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Miami takes the KO

and goes 3 and out after a 3rd and 4 pass is slightly behind the receiver that should have caught it, but don't give a fuck attitude and a nice hit by the defender results in a dropped ball

on the punt Miami's ja'cory couch (of the two ja'corys TV show fame) smashes the punt returned just as he is catching the ball and takes a 15 yarder

1st down LaTech at their own 40

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Tathan steps in as QB it looks like he has the combined notes that he and johnny have taken in their entire college career strapped to his wrist

runs for 6 then runs for none so 3rd and 4

throws to the 22 for a 1st down

1st from the 22 he has major happy feet and does the longest scramble for -1 running out of bounds

false start so now 2nd and 16

scrambles out of bounds for 3 so 3rd and 13 he checks the play encyclopedia in his wrist and avoids a sack scrambles then takes a sack for -3 Miami punts nice return by LaTech to the Miami 45

I think the insertion of ass my dude has fired up LaTech

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LaTech calls times out to preserve time Miami 3 and out punts on 4th and one after a half hearted shit scramble by QB Williams

horrible punt LaTech takes over on their own 41 after the 29 yard punt

next year coaching HSO Manny goes 1-3

and gets fired

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1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

Manny has a very punchable face

LaTech takes the kickoff drives to their own 45 for a 3rd and 8 and Miami wisely waste a time out

so go to a commercial for some Ecoli burritos

Fortunately for Miami, the LATech qb is throwing with the accuracy of Dak Prescott 

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

These teams should embrace this bowl and look for "walk on" QBs mid game....

They are terrible

no doubt there is some fat dude with a season of eligibility left or a guy from coed flag football that could come in and play better for both

this is some of the most inaccurate passing i have seen in a long time

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1st down 2 yards

2ns down pass 4 yards away from receiver

3rd down sack for loss of 5 to their own 38

Miami punts both of these QBs blow

LaTech from their own 16 gets a 6 yard run up the gut to the 22

2nd down and 4 play action pass that somehow manages to make it to a wide open receiver to the LaTech 39

first down run up the gut for 4

2nd and 6 run for 1 so 3rd and 5

at the LaTech 44 first down to the Miami 49

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The wave now the biggest development of this quarter

 

fuck those piece of shit fans doing the wave

 

watch the goddamn game. Pathetic

The game has not been worth the price of admission so far.  To make up for it you need the wave and then a bench clearing brawl or something like that.  Free beer would work too. 

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