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Dallas Cowboys 2020 Offseason Thread -- 25th Anniversary of Mediocrity


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2 hours ago, Beer Horn said:

IMO

JJ is waiting til Wash/NYG to hire before  pulling the trigger. Don’t know if he offers a front office job. He doesn’t  want to have to face him twice  a year and be proven possibly that JJ is the prob if JG is successful  

best new theory in 24 hours.

#1 root cause of the overall problem is skeletor delusion ego.

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2 hours ago, Beer Horn said:

IMO

JJ is waiting til Wash/NYG to hire before  pulling the trigger. Don’t know if he offers a front office job. He doesn’t  want to have to face him twice  a year and be proven possibly that JJ is the prob if JG is successful  

I saw this theory on the twitter handle black Adam shefter, and it was supposed to be a joke, but it actually kinda makes sense lol. Garrett going to the giants with a young nucleus and having success would be Jerry’s worst nightmare. I bet that’s why the giants wait to hire someone so they can at least get an interview with Garrett and compare him to their other candidates. There was a lot of smoke with Gettleman liking Garrett. 

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3 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I saw this theory on the twitter handle black Adam shefter, and it was supposed to be a joke, but it actually kinda makes sense lol. Garrett going to the giants with a young nucleus and having success would be Jerry’s worst nightmare. I bet that’s why the giants wait to hire someone so they can at least get an interview with Garrett and compare him to their other candidates. There was a lot of smoke with Gettleman liking Garrett. 

It’s like wanting to break up with your girlfriend. But not wanting anyone else to have her

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10 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

It’s like wanting to break up with your girlfriend. But not wanting anyone else to have her

More like not wanting your ex girlfriend to date two of the people you hate more than anyone in the world when you’re still legitimately in love with her. Because Jerry is still in love with Garrett lol. He just knows it isn’t going to work. 

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Dateline Dec 2020: The Cowboys season came to a disappointing end today with the on-field death of quarterback Lamar Jackson (brain-stem). Following last season's blockbuster trade with the Ravens that brought HC Greg Roman and Jackson to the Cowboys, the team was expected to go deep into the playoffs. Unfortunately, GM Jason Garrett's new silk turf experiment proved deadly, resulting in ligament damage to thirteen starters in addition....

 

 

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not sure why it took 4 days. it was obvious he wasnt gonna be the coach anymore.

 

the problem is, who do you hire and can someone kidnap Jerry and lock him in a fucking room without internet or phone for a year so the team has a chance to suceed without him claiming credit for every positive and blaming everyone else anytime there is a negative. 

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