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Matt Gaetz: come for underaged interns; stay for the crushed viagra and redbull


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Members of Jerry Fallwell jr's staff have reported that their boss is furious that Representative Gaetz has acquired one of the most exotic and "well-bronzed, square-jawed male toys in Florida's first district." Erik Prince, leader of God's chosen private army, has reportedly been deployed in Operation Recover Yum Yum Nestor. Intel reveals that Nestor is confirmed alive but condition unknown for taught entry. A domestic resource war between Representative Gaetz and Mr. Fallwell appears imminent. Gaetz has enlisted Ladybug Patrol for deployment to defensive outposts. 

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On 6/29/2020 at 2:37 PM, UncleSonny said:

 

 

This dumb mother fucker sees that picture and thinks he can use it to dunk of Dems.

So he is a scare wimp, committing a crime because he is afraid of the color of peoples skin and thinks we are all like that?  

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18 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Henrygandorf I am torn. That looks like a very good show to watch in August, but I may need to hide anything throwable if Matt Gaetz is going to be on screen for very long.

exact same thought. that was a well cut trailer as I didn't want to punch my monitor until the very end

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On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

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The Chris Wallace interview with Trump should have told you. Shoe lifts. It makes them all stand very unnaturally.

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On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

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That guy's head is two sizes too big for his body.  Maybe 3.  Also, I always thought he was short so is gym jordan there a little person?  Gym's downright tiny.

Ok, so I just went and looked this up.  Is this shopped? Because the google machine tells me that Gaetz is 5'7" and the Gym is 6'0".  

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3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

That guy's head is two sizes too big for his body.  Maybe 3.  Also, I always thought he was short so is gym jordan there a little person?  Gym's downright tiny.

Ok, so I just went and looked this up.  Is this shopped? Because the google machine tells me that Gaetz is 5'7" and the Gym is 6'0".  

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I'm starting to think that Matt Gaetz may not be a good guy, and here I was all this time, thinking I was a good judge of character and he was a good, wholesome, Christian Republican.  I'm kidding.  I'll believe in good, wholesome, Christian Republicans right after Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster make a baby and it hides candy eggs in my yard.

Fuck this guy.

Free Nestor!

 

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24 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Matt Gaetz and Jon Cryer battle it out over twitter:

Here is the article in Newsweek. Sad that I missed the initial tweet storm.

https://www.newsweek.com/jon-cryer-matt-gaetz-1529934

There were a number of tweets and are all listed in the article, here is one toward the end:

 

Covid is under control now in Florida.  Gotta find something else important to focus on.  

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